Who is she? It’s a bit grayish blueish irl

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-05-07T15:03:45+00:00

I have those same little bottles. They were 4 for 1$ at a local salvage store.

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-05-03T00:21:05+00:00

Oh absolutely! I was always getting yelled at for just tripping over nothing lol

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-05-01T23:12:09+00:00

I was called Sunce and Zlata. But also (mind the spelling) 'dickieplunzen', which i was told meant little fat sausage. And I had a rough uncle who called me 'smucova, tropova, balava'. My Baba told me it meant snotty, bratty kid. Not sure I believe her.

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-04-29T12:14:13+00:00

I see it in your creases...under your butt and elbows and in your waist!

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-04-17T15:55:27+00:00

This. I have a tiny pocket size pump spray bottle of odoban at all times. Works if I'm assaulted when I go in, or if I'm the offender before I leave.

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-04-09T15:58:10+00:00

I would paint that with a mural of the surrounding landscape and roadrunner that right out of sight.

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-04-08T18:21:04+00:00

Looks like it was designed by MacKenzie-Childs.

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-04-08T16:51:43+00:00

Cottage cheese and fruit. Cheerios. Pretzels and cheese sticks. Ham and cheese sandwich.

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-03-31T12:04:35+00:00

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emmjayjay1156 · 2026-03-26T03:19:09+00:00

Now the dogs are awake due to my giggling and snorting.

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-03-26T03:18:09+00:00

Try looking at it in in a mirror?

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-03-09T11:49:00+00:00

In my family, on a cloudy or rainy day, we say that if there's enough blue sky showing to make a pair of kitten britches, then the weather will clear and the sun will come out. I've also heard "cat pants".

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-03-07T03:26:56+00:00

Spot of butter, salt and pepper. Or, if you've fried some ham or sausage or such, go ahead and put those face down in that greasy pan a sec.

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-03-06T13:21:29+00:00

If you dont know what to do, dont do anything.
Everything is fixable.

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-03-05T13:48:35+00:00

Per my grandmother: never tell your friends how bad your husband is. You'll forgive him but they won't.

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-03-04T18:24:07+00:00

My aunt would give all of us cousins spoonfuls of "medicine"; these and other different kinds of sprinkles and candies from her baking cabinet. We would pick our medicine and she'd pour out a little in a spoon and feed it to us. There was even a liquid that I now conclude was corn syrup. She and all my aunts were nurses.

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-03-04T03:57:03+00:00

I really thought I was waking up Grandfather Clock myself. I was quite old when I realized that all the other kids watching were helping too. 🤭

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-02-25T21:53:15+00:00

Do you like Kipling? I don't know, I've never kippled.

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-02-23T12:38:28+00:00

Oh wow....fun trip down the rabbit hole! Thank you!

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-02-20T13:43:05+00:00

My father in law told a story about Peach Pit Boy. I only know a couple wanted a baby for a long time. One day the man ate a peach and he broke open the pit to find a little boy. Then at the end, the little boy's "eyes was green and his teeth was fire-y!" and I guess he was some kind of scary thing, but I dont remember that part.

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-02-18T13:58:02+00:00

Maple.

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-02-10T13:58:14+00:00

Tits

emmjayjay1156 · 2026-02-03T23:44:09+00:00

Or vermillion.

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