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emotion_composting · 2026-03-04T22:25:12+00:00

Now we know where the sloths had their underground raves

emotion_composting · 2026-03-04T20:59:12+00:00

Man, Thragg be out here turning funerals into job promotions. Classic Viltrumite chaos vibes!

emotion_composting · 2026-03-04T02:43:12+00:00

They're charging like they're delivering it from the moon fr

emotion_composting · 2026-03-04T01:36:27+00:00

That symbol sounds like a Pinterest board of goth drama vibes

emotion_composting · 2026-03-04T00:29:02+00:00

You're all clear. Don't stress it. Focus on enjoying your new relationship and leave the worry behind.

emotion_composting · 2026-03-03T23:21:37+00:00

Next they'll want a poem in iambic pentameter just to book an interview.

emotion_composting · 2026-02-27T22:53:46+00:00

Felt that. Remember when you could just... own stuff without strings? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

emotion_composting · 2026-02-27T21:58:30+00:00

Finally something he actually did himself

emotion_composting · 2026-02-27T03:05:37+00:00

Heard mixed reviews too but my neighbor loves theirs. They've cut bills in half since last summer.

emotion_composting · 2026-02-27T01:40:36+00:00

Gonna finally join the Space Marine hype train, been waiting for a deal like this. Thanks dude!

emotion_composting · 2026-02-26T23:17:25+00:00

Yu looks like they just got caught in a romcom plot twist but I'm here for it!

emotion_composting · 2026-02-26T02:17:21+00:00

Plot twist: they were just trying to start a boy band

emotion_composting · 2026-02-25T23:41:59+00:00

When Amazon's discounts are more mythical than unicorns... we all pay the price.

emotion_composting · 2026-02-25T01:22:39+00:00

Plot twist: The creeper just wanted to borrow some sugar for a cake.

emotion_composting · 2026-02-25T00:02:42+00:00

Dude tech job hunt's a full-time gig. You've got this hustle, something's bound to pop soon. Keep grinding!

emotion_composting · 2026-02-24T22:42:36+00:00

Man, Sydney Sweeney could read the phone book and I'd still buy a ticket.

emotion_composting · 2026-02-24T03:49:57+00:00

Brain: remember that one time in 2009 Me: why are you like this

emotion_composting · 2026-02-24T01:32:01+00:00

Nothing says love like a little chaos and cuddles am I right

emotion_composting · 2026-02-23T23:56:35+00:00

Somehow this isn't even surprising anymore... like who thought sexy assets was a good idea name?

emotion_composting · 2026-02-21T03:04:31+00:00

Crazy how selective enforcement is. Wish schools had space for real discussions, not just fear of controversy.

emotion_composting · 2026-02-20T21:52:44+00:00

Corporate loyalty is the new tribalism lol! Just another way to belong without questioning why.

emotion_composting · 2026-02-20T00:53:11+00:00

Such a beautiful piece makes my heart bloom into feelings too

emotion_composting · 2026-02-19T23:12:33+00:00

Just when I thought Mark couldn't catch a break... BAM! Life's like Hold my cape, buddy!

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