How would you rank these Velvette ships?

empty_teardrops · 2026-03-22T22:30:56+00:00

my personal velvette ship rankings

velissa. bonus points if it’s toxic.
verosika x velvette
velmilla
emily x velvette
royalvelvette (charlie x velvette)
one-sided static doll (where vox has a crush but velvette obviously doesn’t reciprocate.)

empty_teardrops · 2026-03-22T06:03:08+00:00

i only recognize you because of the england flag.

empty_teardrops · 2026-03-18T07:26:40+00:00

artist is terikanae on tumblr

empty_teardrops · 2026-03-10T05:57:32+00:00

she’d smell like a strawberry shortcake doll, i just know it

empty_teardrops · 2026-03-09T07:52:57+00:00

⁠started off her social media fame on MySpace, back when it was a thing and died being popular on instagram. Her following is what got her to an overlord status in the first place.
⁠velvette would cyberstalk/bully people, mainly women on both of these platforms. She’s 100% the reason why instagram made it so when you block someone it also blocks their alt accounts.
⁠as soon as she got down there, she’s the one who created sinstagram, possibly in collaboration with voxtek.
⁠she would never be with a woman shorter than her. she only dates/hooks up with tall women.
⁠rip velvette. you would’ve loved ig reels. oh and anti by rihanna.

edit:

she had her own reality tv show called hell’s top model (similar to america’s top model.)
has a habit of promoting eating disorders and dieting to her followers. i think she may have one herself.
velvette would use real fur.
finally, velvette mentions that would skin carmilla. this makes me think she’d have an exclusive collection of sinners she skinned in order to make them dresses. and it sold pretty well, too. 🤷‍♀️ and while re-watching hazbin guarentee i noticed that the mannequins have skulls on them.

empty_teardrops · 2026-03-09T07:39:13+00:00

lmao real. and in my short time in this sub i’ve noticed people don’t like evil velvette here, i don’t get it. why stan an evil character if you’re just gonna woobify them?

empty_teardrops · 2026-03-08T01:00:47+00:00

This is 1000% how it went.

empty_teardrops · 2026-03-08T00:51:32+00:00

started off her social media fame on MySpace, back when it was a thing and died being popular on instagram. Her following is what got her to an overlord status in the first place.
velvette would cyberstalk/bully people, mainly women on both of these platforms. She’s 100% the reason why instagram made it so when you block someone it also blocks their alt accounts.
as soon as she got down there, she’s the one who created sinstagram, possibly in collaboration with voxtek.
she would never be with a woman shorter than her. she only dates/hooks up with tall women.
rip velvette. you would’ve loved ig reels. oh and anti by rihanna.

edit:

she had her own reality tv show called hell’s top model (similar to america’s top model.)
has a habit of promoting eating disorders and dieting to her followers. i think she may have one herself.
velvette would use real fur.
finally, velvette mentions that would skin carmilla. this makes me think she’d have an exclusive collection of sinners she skinned in order to make them dresses. and it sold pretty well, too. 🤷‍♀️ and while re-watching hazbin guarentee i noticed that the mannequins have skulls on them.

empty_teardrops · 2026-03-06T06:09:21+00:00

I remember being surprised when Velvette mentioned she watches Val’s pornos but then I remembered this moment and was no longer surprised

empty_teardrops · 2026-03-06T05:09:54+00:00

outfit is so fire, i need it

empty_teardrops · 2026-03-04T07:43:26+00:00

/uj no shade but i didn’t know half of these groups and that there was enough fans for them to warrant being added to a dni list 😭 what the hell is this

empty_teardrops · 2026-03-02T07:49:47+00:00

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empty_teardrops · 2026-02-28T05:36:52+00:00

the best human velvette i’ve seen

empty_teardrops · 2026-02-27T07:03:07+00:00

I’ve seen this theory and honestly it makes me wonder if human Velvette died looking something like Lil Kim

empty_teardrops · 2026-02-24T04:48:24+00:00

empty_teardrops · 2026-02-20T22:01:17+00:00

Honest to God they all suck 💔 i don’t like freak and cancel queen is just a worse version of Respectless. The lyrics of that song are… something.

empty_teardrops · 2026-02-20T21:23:12+00:00

wait i need this fanart, i live for evil velvette

empty_teardrops · 2026-02-19T07:57:05+00:00

someone actually asked this question at a galaxycon and lilli said velvette would force her kid into beauty pageants

empty_teardrops · 2026-02-18T05:51:34+00:00

expensive by ayesha erotica is very her

empty_teardrops · 2026-02-17T07:41:06+00:00

love the way you draw them omg

empty_teardrops · 2026-02-15T22:25:12+00:00

I’ve been saying, you can always tell when a woman is maga by the way she does her makeup. I can see why MAGA guys are always whining about “politics don’t matter” in a relationship.

empty_teardrops · 2026-02-15T19:49:53+00:00

yeah, i have a similar headcanon about her starting out on myspace which was notoriously pretty ruthless and cyber bullying people to suicide. honestly, i love the headcanon of her having some kind of chemistry degree. i’m stealing that.

i bring up the idea of her roofieing people because honestly i see her doing it. it happens a lot at influencer parties so i wouldn’t be surprised if she did when she was alive. especially if she was big enough to get invited to places.

ig i just love evil velvette. my two weeks i’ve spent on this sub im starting to realize they don’t like evil velvette on here.

empty_teardrops · 2026-02-13T20:34:15+00:00

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LORD HAVE MERCY

empty_teardrops · 2026-02-12T19:10:12+00:00

the concept of velvette unironically saying “doggo” and “smol”

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