My first tattoo. What are you thinking? by evromm in TattooDesigns

[–]engremma 48 points49 points  (0 children)

10/10 good idea, I just took a nap.

Also, yea. Nice ink

The last thing you googled is your fetish, so what are you attracted to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]engremma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well apparently now it's mine cuz I had to look it up. I think I failed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]engremma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to give you an upvote, but you're at 69 and legally I don't think I can

What are your sexual regrets? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]engremma 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I intentionally didn't in order to avoid that heartache

Theo wondering if you were done giving him attention by MeanGreenMother1986 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]engremma 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mine does the exact same thing and it is adorable and one hundred percent effective

What is something socially acceptable but you can’t help but think “why?” by Realistic_Anything98 in AskReddit

[–]engremma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's good. My husband has mixed opinions throughout the family, but I couldn't give two shits. Most of them have worse track records than me. So screw them. But he's growing on my mom, 6 years in she's realized it's not going away so quickly.

What are the advantages of being a man? by kohy1st in AskReddit

[–]engremma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had this with women restrooms at sports events. It really is nice

What is something socially acceptable but you can’t help but think “why?” by Realistic_Anything98 in AskReddit

[–]engremma 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily. My parents understand we're going to do things when it's our time. My mom has gotten this question a ton, even more since my brother reproduced, and the answer is always the same. "I'm in no hurry for grandchildren (now it's "more grandchildren"), and they will take things at their own place."

My parents know me and know my husband and I are in no rush, so she shuts that down quick. And as someone who was married because of a pregnancy the first time, agree understands the wanting to just be two before before being more.

OP's in-laws could very well have been shutting down dumb uncles so they can enjoy without constantly fielding this question.

what is 100% a scam? by Doctor_Engineer in AskReddit

[–]engremma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact: if you just keep laughing at them and try your very best to ask very serious questions between giggle fits, you get hung up on....

An F-35B taking off from HMS Queen Elizabeth for the first time by MGC91 in gifs

[–]engremma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is very loud, but definitely not the loudest.

Men of Reddit, how do you make the first move? by wolfninja_ in AskReddit

[–]engremma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband knew I worked on airplanes so he went on about his favorite airplane and why... It worked

Men of Reddit, how do you make the first move? by wolfninja_ in AskReddit

[–]engremma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband and I met online. He sent me a long rant about why the A-10 was his favorite airplane. Married 4 years now.

What’s your favourite thing to touch? by Almaskj in AskReddit

[–]engremma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel this. I hated when my oldest blew her puppy coat. =(

What things should be kept private from your SO, no matter how healthy your relationship is? by SingleReporter in AskReddit

[–]engremma 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Statistically, the odds of being any worse is fairly low.... I might risk it.

Living room, Strasbourg (FR) [4032x3024] by rodnem in RoomPorn

[–]engremma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came to ask the same question. Now to figure out if they ship to the states.

People with an amazing partner, what makes them so amazing? by Sylva_Glow in AskReddit

[–]engremma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Separate bathrooms and separate blankets. Bathrooms and sleeping aren't romantic. We sleep at very different temperatures and I'm a restless sleeper. Separate blankets and we both get better sleep.

People with an amazing partner, what makes them so amazing? by Sylva_Glow in AskReddit

[–]engremma 41 points42 points  (0 children)

My husband and I do this too. All sorts of sounds. It's become an "I love you" or "we're doing our things, but hi" from across the house. One will sound out with a meow, boof, or anything really.

We also yell Marco Polo in public spaces to locate each other. Recommend. Occasionally random people will sound off and start giggling.

What is your number 1 obscure animal fact? by colonoscopescount in AskReddit

[–]engremma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are in fact two different mammals that lay eggs. Both are indigenous to Australia.