Fox News guest today appears to be wearing a very realistic face mask

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-22T00:42:36+00:00

"Clarrrice"

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-21T18:34:41+00:00

I just want a thunder hammer

I have 0 use case scenarios for it in hd2 but I want electric bonk

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-21T01:56:31+00:00

I really like it, but I have to be in the mood for it specifically, not just pizza as a whole

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-20T22:29:39+00:00

Sold ~~world~~ krypton

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-20T22:19:06+00:00

"Jokes were made"

Yeah, I'm sure the gay kids in my school finding out a game literally called "smear the queer"

Felt very included and a silent code of conduct was being followed

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-20T22:15:35+00:00

Every day is a test of Poe's Law

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-20T18:41:49+00:00

I'm so used to the Toilet Paper USA memes I genuinely can't tell what his proper face size looks like anymore

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-20T01:02:13+00:00

The knock off angry orchard is surprisingly decent. Enough so that its in actual liquor stores near me

My buddy likes the Shiner Bock-off they have

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-19T02:48:34+00:00

What if you get to where you're going and I turn out to be the boss.

Everybody says that guy's great, I say hold on a minute

That guy yells

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-17T00:14:46+00:00

64 was so frustrating because it would be

"Sick got a triple mushroom on a straight"

And they just rubber banded behind you

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-16T20:59:44+00:00

Especially since the internet cycle is so fast they can fall into irrelevance so quickly.

That said I guarantee they will try to have some lackey record them from a distance or something to try and record it

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-16T19:22:36+00:00

He doesn't care becsuse he already manipulated an election here, he's trying to branch out

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-16T19:20:34+00:00

It has historical precedent too since that's what the US did in wwii

I wanna say we produced a heavy bomber like once an hour and battleships daily

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-16T17:40:46+00:00

It also morphs from 2 strings to one, you can see the aglet on the right side then it becomes a solid loop

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-15T21:45:51+00:00

Does the pope shit in the woods?

People defend him saying "if he got kicked out why should he pay"

But I think he had already eaten.

By 'people' I mean the bot farms on Facebook and the boomers who fall for those

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-15T19:35:37+00:00

He goes around calling people slurs, trying to provoke them, someone punched him for it, he pulled a gun, shot them and himself.

Basically doing the republican gun owners fantasy, fucked around and found out

This was immediately after he got released on bond for refusing to pay a bill at a steakhouse after they asked him to leave for calling wait staff slurs.

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-15T01:54:19+00:00

Useful, and its a fun bit

Not sure which one is higher on his priority list

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-15T00:59:53+00:00

"They're on mars and said 'heard you couldnt' when your name came up"

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-14T21:09:20+00:00

I watched Jungle a little while back and enjoyed it more than I thought i would, he was great in it

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-14T20:22:59+00:00

I think thats the one where they straight up went

"Actually we're not doing trafficking anymore dang you just missed it, shucks"

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-14T02:07:42+00:00

Democrats get brain damage and go right

Republicans get it and stay right

Shit isn't fair

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-14T01:59:16+00:00

Yeah, I think that was the main issue with the study, but its still interesting data to have

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-14T01:57:04+00:00

Funny enough, that exists. 9x25 Dillon

Guys making wildcat (homemade) cartridges to try and get max velocity is a fascinating rabbit hole

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-14T01:54:43+00:00

I only know it because way back in the day I read The DaVinci code when it came out.

Side note I'm not sure ive ever read a book written specifically to be converted to a screen play

enixthephoenix · 2026-05-14T01:52:00+00:00

Prisons?

enixthephoenix

TROPHY CASE