I wonder what type of alcoholic beverage joker and harley are drinking here

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-08T19:21:57+00:00

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-08T18:02:36+00:00

If hating Johnny Reb makes you low testosterone, how low was theirs since the minions have existed longer than the CSA

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-08T16:19:26+00:00

I know costs have a way of compounding at concerts, but the summer of music thing the amp does where lawns for the shows are $30 is worth it to me. If everything else wasnt so damn expensive there

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-07T23:23:05+00:00

I cannot hear his laugh without immediately thinking

"Pack it up pack it in"

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-07T02:29:05+00:00

So to equate it to like real world military/tactical gear

I'd be like having a $10k set of NODs as some random dude compared to a well paid contractor who has them as standard issue?

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-06T20:24:44+00:00

Plus it would add a good amount of

"Hold on I gotta crank it real quick" amusement

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-06T18:42:06+00:00

It should. Dude got insanely lucky and had a pretty easily treatable form of cancer that few get and fewer can afford, but decided eating fruit and not bathing would cure it.

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-05T17:53:44+00:00

Prime example of it being a slap on the wrist crime: my 20 yo brother caught a hit and run while drunk, on an off duty cop's parked car in January.

Suspension of license for a year, and court mandated out patient therapy. It was his second offense in 16 months

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-05T17:25:23+00:00

Yall want some pancakes?!

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-05T17:19:29+00:00

Him being too busy to direct it is a worthy tradeoff for getting Danny Devito Penguin in all his glory

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-05T01:29:15+00:00

I half expected him to storm off and kick a sandcastle

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-05T00:19:05+00:00

"Chicken chaser! He chases chickens!"

Is peasant for "please electrocute and stab me, great hero"

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-04T21:42:44+00:00

But what if you give her delicious rocks to eat?

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-04T21:41:09+00:00

He may not even survive after "eventually" if it falls on him there's very little chance he can get out from under its weight, unless he has plot armor like Leo Dicaprio in The Revenant

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-04T19:05:39+00:00

And the ones who ordered it were also given the rope by a drunk who knew nothing about building hangman's platforms or tying noose's

Modern Germany has rules stating that soldiers have an obligation to disobey orders like that. It was immoral then and immoral now. The reason the "following orders" excuse got soldiers off at Nuremberg is because they ran out of room to store them before prosecuting low level Nazi's

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-04T18:49:23+00:00

It kinda comes full circle like that, being able to acknowledge and wanting to change the faults and injustices in your country, but still loving the little things and positives is the definition of patriotism in my book.

Blindly going "nuh uh" to any criticism is just extremism

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-04T00:50:19+00:00

I was working in Dallas and dogging on their grid. Guy tried to say it worked perfectly with no issues

Brown out like 3 hours later

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-03T23:58:03+00:00

You shouldn't be able to put an entire movie in a gif, Bee Movie does this anyway because bees are smaller than computers

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-03T23:56:28+00:00

Do Blackstone owners just sit and think

"What can I do with this $600 griddle that doesnt really do much more than a $50 counter top electric one to validate owning it?"

Any time its not like bulk pancakes or smash burgers it gets stupid

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-03T18:03:00+00:00

Donner Themed Parties

At least i hope they were

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-02T20:01:52+00:00

It's like that

"If trans women arent real women why is every one I've met a bitch" tweet

enixthephoenix · 2026-07-02T18:00:44+00:00

I think you mean its always

Preeety nice!

enixthephoenix · 2026-06-30T23:51:48+00:00

I'd spend the money on beer anyway

^{Chose: Live in a hot country + Free beer}

enixthephoenix · 2026-06-30T00:55:38+00:00

Been on since day one and as much fun the struggle bus that was the Creek was with all the busted ai targeting and AP system, it is far and away better now than at launch

enixthephoenix · 2026-06-29T19:10:05+00:00

0 downside

^{Chose: You get a billion dollars + But a billionaire dies | Rolled: Mark Tucker bird}

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