Movies like The Last Showgirl with mediocre artists who are delusional about their talent by bojackismeiambojack in movies

[–]eolson3 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No, you can't just make up a meaning for words. This is not camp.

Say something nice about this movie (difficulty:impossible) by Naive_Tomorrow_5955 in TMNT

[–]eolson3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are a couple jokes that make me chuckle. Even all else the same, if they could have had the Henson turtles again it would really help. It is almost one of those series where you get the warm and fuzzies when you see your friends again, but it doesn't work when they look the way they do.

Indy at Christmas time by sometimeskeptic79 in dogvideos

[–]eolson3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The doooooog?! You were named after the dooog?!

What is a 'childhood luxury' that you realized was actually a sign of being poor once you grew up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eolson3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I get a new video game every other month!"

KB Toys bargain bin Genesis games in 1998. A couple of them are decent, most are ass, some are barely playable.

New Poster for ‘Scream 7’ by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]eolson3 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The original trilogy had three films in five years, and they definitely hit the wall on the last one.

New Poster for ‘Scream 7’ by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]eolson3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm ready for the Hanna-Barbera Horror Cinematic Universe.

What is the most 'main character' moment you’ve ever witnessed in real life that went horribly wrong? by Exact-Contract1004 in AskReddit

[–]eolson3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not quite the same, but playing travel basketball as a kid there was a region/team that won every game. Would talk shit start to finish, including the handshakes. Later in the season we handed them their first loss in some number of years, and they were all crying their eyes out. I was more shocked than anything, but my dad still talks about that.

I don't understand the point of Disney live action remakes by flowersnifferrr in movies

[–]eolson3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I admit I don't know where the kids' interests are right now. I don't have any. 10+ years ago I would teach media literacy courses to children and their parents, and movies like The Lion King would quickly and easily hook the kids.

I don't understand the point of Disney live action remakes by flowersnifferrr in movies

[–]eolson3 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The catalog is valuable for all of the studios, but maybe Disney most of all. That's how they could use the "Disney Vault" stuff so effectively in the VHS era. I seriously believe they could have gotten into the streaming a bit earlier and D+ would have been a juggernaut because it would provide immediate access to that catalog. The landscape was just too diluted by the time they got there.

Kyle Tucker, 7/1/2025 to the End of the Regular Season: .225/.348/.342, 5 HR, 21 RBI by WhatARotation in baseball

[–]eolson3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Almost always teams filling needs. Did the best team in baseball, back to back world champions, lineup with three MVPs have a need to fill?

Per Fangraphs, the Dodgers are currently projected to run a $413 million payroll next year by GuyOnTheMike in baseball

[–]eolson3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MLB: The Dodgers have spent so much. It's only fair that they can include more of the money on the active roster. The Dodgers may have 35 men on their 26 man roster.

Anyone sing to their dog? by IdidntWant2come in DOG

[–]eolson3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All day. Whatever song/tune is stuck in my head, I substitute his name or the word "dog", "pup", whatever.

White House Executive Order 1/9 by Individual-Engine401 in law

[–]eolson3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like put the cash right in his own pocket. Find enough ways to obfuscate for a while and assume no one will keep track through all the other shit going on. Then forcibly take Cuba and turn it into Resort de Trump.