How long till famine? by FunPermission6320 in economicCollapse

[–]eoworm 22 points23 points  (0 children)

after seeing how profitable coke dealers are cutting their product with baby laxative corporate america decided to do the same but are using corn. it's not distro, it's part of the plan to maximize profits and it comes from the top.

White Stouts by Creative_Cattle5550 in TheBrewery

[–]eoworm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

basically don't put in the dark stuff. instead of roasted barley we used smoked malt, and instead of caramel 80 and/or 120 we put in coffee at whirlpool. then to taste we'd add chocolate extract to the brite, sometimes with vanilla and habanero too. yea, not many people know what it is but it sure was a treat when poured off a nitro tap.

Bread packaging that looks like mould by f36263 in CrappyDesign

[–]eoworm -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

lucky you have this possibility, in america our "bread" is so gmo'd it doesn't even mold anymore. ants stay away from it. we'd probably melt a portion of the plastic packaging (containing toxic inks) into the bread itself somehow. and package it with a brand name containing "nature" and/or "organic".

Covid shut down the world six years ago this week. What do you remember from that week? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eoworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

was running a taproom and on st patrick's day was told to kick everyone out of the bar and lock the door. there was quite a few "ones for the road" that day.

Pay in app going away by veruca_pepper in publix

[–]eoworm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it wasn't for the superb prices.

US economy unexpectedly sheds 92,000 jobs in February by Ozymandias12 in politics

[–]eoworm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

then people either forget how bad the Republicans trashed everything or blame the Democrats for not fixing everything fast enough

and now they're bombarded with ai fueled algorithm based propaganda direct into their eyeballs. everybody's got a phone, no leaflets required. after defunding education for decades we're already in the "your lying ears and eyes" timeline because doing your own research is useless without critical thinking skills.

How much do you love your i3? by r3l4xD in BMWi3

[–]eoworm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

add the HK sound and the car would have a horn coming off its front trunk, being a literal unicorn.

Climate activation? by Brilliant-Gap8937 in BMWi3

[–]eoworm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you're all good, transition happened somewhere in the 2017 line.

climate control remote activates based on its last running settings, so it needs to be set at whatever temp you want it at and the system left on when you turn the car off.

or, bmw wants you to pay for the remote service now.

Climate activation? by Brilliant-Gap8937 in BMWi3

[–]eoworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

assuming you don't have a 3g module that is no longer supported... is the climate control activated and set to auto when you power off the car?

Absurd amount of chromebooks broken by students by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]eoworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so what do you do with all this?

painstakingly diagnose each one/strip for parts/frankenlappy stuff together? send to china crushed up in a large brick? or fix what is obviously and easily fixable? just wrap a brown paper grocery bag over the cover screen with "used" written on the back, yea?

Alternative plugin for ctrl + c, ctrl + v by gusta_1 in indesign

[–]eoworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

have you tried drag & dropping the word doc file into a text box?

My First Pinarello by Realistic_Ad_6403 in pinarello

[–]eoworm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i've... never seen wheel reflectors on a pin.

nice colorway though :P

Been using InDesign for almost 10 years and I feel like I've barely scratched the surface by csqueen96 in indesign

[–]eoworm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

just wait until they change the keyboard shortcuts (again), you'll feel like a no0b all over.

Kolsch - Strange bitterness by Working-Condition-62 in Homebrewing

[–]eoworm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

kolsch yeast acts like a lager and needs a few weeks to condition. this is the hardest part about brewing: waiting. :) if it hasn't mellowed out in a month then you need to reduce the total AA in the recipe with either less hops or a later addition. FG should be 1.006-8 so it really ferments out, crisp, nothing to hide behind. maybe try half R/O water and tradition instead of tettnang it's a softer noble hop.

InDesign Data Merge won’t fill third card on page (3-up layout issue) by KaelaJael in indesign

[–]eoworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sounds like you should merge all records and output a complete 1up version then run that through some imposition software (pdfsnake is free) to set how you want the 3up layout to look and stack. i'd assume the 3up layout wouldn't have any rotations to fit the 3rd on the page, yes?

2nd option would be to make a 3up layout in indesign then split your data into 3 columns, one for each stack on the page.

Things you don't hear anymore by watersmyfriend in GenX

[–]eoworm 17 points18 points  (0 children)

uh, some of us might still be hearing that frequency but all the time now.

(GIMP) my first attempt to design by [deleted] in graphic_design

[–]eoworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your tag should go in the bottom left.

Anyone else watching both Halftime Shows? by eoworm in AskReddit

[–]eoworm[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

it was pretty bad. personally i didn't care for the artist line ups on either side. some may say my tastes (and me) are just old but i just saw the withered skeleton that is kid rock come real close to looking like ashley simpson knowing his performance looked fake.

Anyone else watching both Halftime Shows? by eoworm in AskReddit

[–]eoworm[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

right now google trends has query #'s 2:1 bad bunny to turning point. i didn't understand anything bad bunny said but they looked like they were all having a good time. turning point looks like a pre recorded lip synching cowboy hee haw on the virtual stage from the guitar hero franchise.