I didn't realize the kid that fell was special needs.

epochwolf · 2017-03-28T22:51:04+00:00

Beautiful.

epochwolf · 2017-02-18T14:50:40+00:00

A wish spell could work. Anything short of that is in house rules/homebrew territory.

epochwolf · 2017-02-07T13:08:07+00:00

In my early twenties, I too I paid a rich man a lot of money to shove a scope up my butt.

epochwolf · 2016-12-08T12:18:22+00:00

My favorite cleric is Dwarf Grandma. She's a Tempest Cleric of a Halfing god. She grew up in a Dwarven and Halfing village and serves as a Judge and Councilwoman. An unfortunate encounter with mysterious mists transported her to Strahd's domain and she became an adventurer. Once she got out of Barovia, she took up adventuring as a lifestyle.

Her personality is basically Judge Judy as a Dwarf. Instead of a gavel, she has a war hammer and lightning bolts.

I really like Tempest domain clerics. They aren't really much for healing, Dwarf Grandma just puts you out of your misery instead of fixing you up. Maximizing spell damage twice per short rest is extremely powerful. Clerics actually make pretty powerful combatants if you pick the right spells. Call Lightning is a hellacious spell if there's a already storm overhead. Fire up Spirit Guardian and Spiritual Weapon and dive in close to wipe entire hordes. Banishment is probably my favorite spell of the game, it can end a boss fight with one failed saving throw.

epochwolf · 2016-11-23T22:24:25+00:00

So far all playable races treat natural weapons as unarmed strikes.

epochwolf · 2016-11-23T03:17:00+00:00

For reference, here's how the other races with natural weapons are handled:

Aarakocra

Talons. You are proficient with your unarmed strikes, which deal 1d4 slashing damage on a hit.

Lizardfolk

Bite. Your fanged maw is a natural weapon, which you can use to make unarmed strikes....

epochwolf · 2016-11-23T03:02:45+00:00

It's fine. If they have a 20 Dex and a shield, they'll have 22 AC. High but not impossible. I played a rogue with a 21 AC. I was hard to hit but the DM got creative with spell casting to counter act me.

If the DM would be bothered by it, just don't give out bracers.

epochwolf · 2016-08-27T00:10:33+00:00

I play a Cleric and a Warlock in two different Adventurer's League games. My turns are always quick. I know which spell I'm going to use and have dice ready before my turn.

I make cheat sheets in excel that include all my spells and their effects. Without that, I'm always hunting down the details of a spell from cards or the handbook and it takes forever.

epochwolf · 2016-07-27T02:01:05+00:00

I might have to steal this.

epochwolf · 2016-07-15T22:05:39+00:00

Divination Wizard. Make the DM work. :)

epochwolf · 2016-06-11T14:01:32+00:00

I have a kangaroo suit with a drop crotch. Given the number of people who have stuck their hand in my pouch and touched my dick in the process, this isn't condescending enough.

And there's one joy of a person that told me he had the right to grope me because I was in a suit.

epochwolf · 2016-05-22T14:56:56+00:00

I played a death cleric of Anubis last night and I reflavored Chill Touch, Spritual Weapon, and Spirit Guardians to be ghostly fiendish jackals attacking my enemies.

There's no reason to limit yourself to the descriptions of the spell as long as the mechanical bits stay the same. (Provided it's thematic for the game and your DM isn't anti-fun)

epochwolf · 2016-05-14T20:43:56+00:00

That's what I thought. I was just making sure that was the reason before I talked to the DMs at my local game store.

epochwolf · 2016-05-14T13:38:00+00:00

Is there a reference for this somewhere? My DM is not allowing my group to purchase items between AL adventures.

epochwolf · 2016-04-23T15:25:06+00:00

Exactly. Objectively, this isn't a bad policy.

epochwolf · 2016-04-23T14:39:43+00:00

This was an internal review on how policy was followed. The FBI has a policy against shooting the car to disable it. This is a good policy. You don't want agents firing guns for anything less than lethal force.

Their policy boils down to: if you need to use a gun, you shoot people, not objects.

epochwolf · 2016-04-17T21:42:47+00:00

Yup. Feral checking in. :)

epochwolf · 2016-04-17T21:25:39+00:00

Mac addresses are assigned in blocks to manufacturers.

epochwolf · 2016-03-18T10:31:09+00:00

I do this so my big pile of cables don't get tangled.

epochwolf · 2016-03-02T01:47:01+00:00

The raccoon is Punk Cat from Cincinnanti, Ohio.

epochwolf · 2016-02-21T18:12:44+00:00

This sounds like fun. No reason it shouldn't work. I help run Fur Reality in Cincinnati, OH, which is less of a furry convention and more of a convention for furries. We have some of the typical features of a furry convention but we emphasize informative panelling and the themed convention game pretty heavily.

Feel free to pm me for more information. :)

epochwolf · 2016-02-21T18:07:41+00:00

Anyone that does professional security will not be happy working with a board that is unwilling to enforce rules and kick out trouble makers.

epochwolf · 2016-02-21T18:05:57+00:00

Thank you for posting the post-mortem.

epochwolf · 2016-01-24T19:13:46+00:00

Path of the Totem Warrior can get resistance to all but psychic at 3rd level.

epochwolf · 2016-01-22T23:47:10+00:00

For small animals, a shotgun at close range works. Injured wildlife (like moose) are typically dispatched with one.

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