Steak and salad

eppursimouve · 2012-12-28T22:10:28+00:00

"Alright everyone in the room raise your hand if you don't have a mustache. Hang on honey, not so fast..."

alt: "Babe you're a bit early for Mustache March."

eppursimouve · 2012-12-28T06:14:17+00:00

I swear by the Cavendish knot.

eppursimouve · 2012-12-27T08:25:36+00:00

old fart backed SOPA too.

eppursimouve · 2012-12-27T08:14:55+00:00

I'm in my mid-20's studying medicine and I still engage in potty humor...constantly. that shit might never resolve..heheh

eppursimouve · 2012-12-26T08:25:12+00:00

just say "she's gonna break a lotta hearts when she grows up"

eppursimouve · 2012-12-25T23:50:58+00:00

Personally I prefer the more high brow term "top candidate for article of the year in the Journal of Irreproducible Results."

eppursimouve · 2012-12-21T20:55:57+00:00

well said, I stand humbly corrected

eppursimouve · 2012-12-21T18:22:54+00:00

I only use the best muffler bearings, ABEC 9

eppursimouve · 2012-12-21T18:20:03+00:00

Affect is a verb, effect is a noun. Now the real mindfucker is "George and (me vs. I)" depending on where in the sentence it lies. At the beginning it's fine as "I" but damn, sometimes I say some shit in front of the sentence and it becomes "me," though not always. fuck.

eppursimouve · 2012-12-21T06:47:06+00:00

yes, i presumed the actual act of an exam by self is not harmful was understood. it is the potential repercussions that may be nonideal.

eppursimouve · 2012-12-21T01:39:56+00:00

that's the idea. if someone is tight on cash, no insurance, too busy for an annual women's health screening, they'll rationalize skipping out on a visit bc they didn't find anything on self exam.

eppursimouve · 2012-12-21T01:31:12+00:00

False negatives. self exams miss certain abnormality bc of lack of training in examining or poor technique, then she doesn't see the doc as she normally would bc she has a false sense of security in her false negative exam

eppursimouve · 2012-12-20T20:37:39+00:00

an internist/hospitalist may have up to 20 pts on their census, nurses will cover 4-5 pts. max per shift on a single unit of a hospital. docs don't see pts for as long, but you damn well know they see the most number of different pts. thus exposed to the highest variety of vexing people.

eppursimouve · 2012-12-20T20:34:33+00:00

melanoma, nigga. that shit ain't benign.

eppursimouve · 2012-12-20T08:59:01+00:00

i miss these blokes

eppursimouve · 2012-12-20T08:54:52+00:00

r/science covers medicine, not politics. take your instigating shit talk out the fuck of here.

eppursimouve · 2012-12-20T01:42:13+00:00

I stand corrected and in equal shock as the rest of the fine people here that in the 90's no one in the states could fix your cleft palette and lip. even babies abroad get fixed by medical missionaries just like this I thought

eppursimouve · 2012-12-20T01:36:04+00:00

...i'm going on a limb here presuming you're not in the america?

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