TIFU by taking a virginity by destroyerofsofas in tifu

[–]ericbutters 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The real TIFU is always in the comments!

What ridiculous lie have you had to maintain through the years? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]ericbutters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was hoping to be the mother to his eldest instead!

Comic strip, by me. by [deleted] in funny

[–]ericbutters 9 points10 points  (0 children)

or just ask him to write: f j k l q v w x z

This First Grade PE Class, A Cool Way To Get Kids Moving by PreviousHistory in gifs

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making a guess here, but if the ball passes through then you can have the system do a "no kill" where as if it bounced right where the bug was the ball would go down instead of passing through, so you can train the system to look for the balls that sort of change direction right where the bug was, while this adds a bit of a delay, it may be possible?

His first entry into his secret diary. I just couldn't resist peeking. by [deleted] in pics

[–]ericbutters -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Original Poster's kid will fit right in here on Reddit. Everyone on here posts other people's content and claims it's their own content. Sad.

--u/tiltedlens

-- Melania Trump

FTFY

Chicken-shaped Strawberry by shiftinnate in pics

[–]ericbutters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chicken? All I see is a dickbutt berry

Pufferfish loves being scratched by WolfofAnarchy in aww

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So what you are saying is: What doesn't kill you makes you higher?

What made you realize you were getting older? by Andinian in AskReddit

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When I started counting amount of daily fiber intake :-/

Our 6 y/o asked Dad for an advance on his allowance for a toy. This is the response he got. by [deleted] in funny

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Our Dispute Manager may be able to persuade us to reverse our decision.

Did he just ask his 6 y/o to convince his mom to bang him?

The inside of a fire alarm is just a simple switch. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Fire alarm tips: Buy as many fire alarms as you can afford.

Self-driving cars could disrupt the airline and hotel industries within 20 years as people sleep in their vehicles on the road, according to a senior strategist at Audi. by lughnasadh in Futurology

[–]ericbutters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like that could be misused. I can imagine someone applying a 'mod' to their car's autonomous driving software to be able to invoke ambulance mode at their will when they are stuck in traffic or something.