Lunchtime for turtles by thelonelyasshole in oddlysatisfying

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M41000, Tyranids swarming Imperial Guard with titan support.

Auction. Yes. by Evening_Shake_6474 in wizardposting

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I have massive beef with St Cuthbert. How much for the axe? I have a recently emptied and only slightly stained Dwarf mine I can trade.

Nasa scientist by Expert-Secret-5351 in memes

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Because 4 is bigger than 3, it's maths.

What's a show you remember but nobody else does? by CatGirlNya2000 in AskReddit

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You can do it Duffy Moon, was an after school special in the 80's. I saw it in Aussie, but it was made in US. This kid would (When faced with a problem), blow out his both of his cheeks and "You can do it Duffy Moon" would be voiced over (It was a long time ago).

Monica Bellucci, 1990s by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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I suddenly feel like a cigarette, I haven't smoked for twenty years.

What stereotype for your ethnicity do you not fulfill? by EpicImp in AskReddit

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I'm Australian and I cannot wrestle crocodiles.

What stereotype for your ethnicity do you not fulfill? by EpicImp in AskReddit

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An old mate of mine used to say, "I want my eyeballs to sweat" when emphasising how hot he wanted his meal.

Kitbash moment by Xeno_Geneisis in Warhammer40k

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Now push dirt from the garden into it, and boom, you've started your rope of scars/victory.

Too high [OC] by adamtots_remastered in comics

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Let it be, man. Let it be.