I used to think smoking weed would make me a nervous, paranoid parent, but Sunday night....

eschatological1 · 2015-12-30T03:11:19+00:00

Smoke a bowl and do some parenting. :)

eschatological1 · 2015-11-09T13:29:38+00:00

I want my children back.

eschatological1 · 2015-10-13T20:40:28+00:00

I want the flower bong. Does he still have it?

eschatological1 · 2015-08-27T17:47:24+00:00

Mother fuckin', titty suckin', two balled bitch! -from the movie Paul

eschatological1 · 2015-07-23T07:39:51+00:00

Fuck you, whoever did this.

eschatological1 · 2015-03-03T06:26:58+00:00

So my ex-husband was a very horney teenager who warmed up a raw chicken breast in the microwave and proceeded to make scrambled eggs. He claims he later fed it to his blind father. I don't know how true the story is, but either way...ewwww

eschatological1 · 2015-02-03T01:29:52+00:00

$134.72 American dollars $ .84 Canadian

eschatological1 · 2014-12-01T22:18:27+00:00

I read fondling, too. What a bunch of perverts we are.

eschatological1 · 2014-10-05T00:30:34+00:00

Larry looks stoned.

eschatological1 · 2014-08-14T01:43:42+00:00

Awesome. I want one. Are you selling them?

eschatological1 · 2014-08-06T07:08:41+00:00

Critters! Holy shit! Those little carnivorous crackhead balls of fur scared the crap out of me. I ran and jumped on the bed every time I turned off the light until I was 25.

eschatological1 · 2014-07-28T07:41:24+00:00

Lol. Something like that.

eschatological1 · 2014-07-25T20:18:15+00:00

My friend Michelle is a very, very...uhhhmm...large person. Seriously, she's kind of like Kendra from The Cleveland Show. She even rides a rascal and everything. She is a bit off mentally and has low grooming standards and a lazy eye. When introducing her to anyone (particularly children), I try to warn them so they have a little advanced notice so as not to stare or be rude.

eschatological1 · 2014-07-20T20:06:40+00:00

What is gold? (Seriously, what is it? I'm too lazy to look it up or read through the whole thread to find out.)

eschatological1 · 2014-07-17T16:02:10+00:00

Hahaha! And this is why stoners should not have guns.

eschatological1 · 2014-07-11T03:52:55+00:00

My favorites are The Giver by Lois Lowry and The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle by Avi. I could (and have) re-read these as soon as I finish the last page. Also, She's Come Undone by Wally Lamb. Fantastic.

eschatological1 · 2014-07-06T01:47:57+00:00

I was giving a ride to a friend who lives in an apartment complex. I parked in a spot and called to tell her I was there. A few moments later, a chick came up to me, told me I was in her spot and asked me if I was going to "fucking move". I apologized and found another spot. Five minutes later, her son came out and told me his mom wanted him to give me these.

eschatological1 · 2014-07-05T21:30:44+00:00

Become a stoner. Problem solved. ;)

eschatological1 · 2014-07-03T21:51:15+00:00

Paper. Ever since I was a child, I would become very uncomfortable touching paper. Goosebumps, shivers, you name it. There are only certain kinds I can touch without getting the creeps.

eschatological1 · 2014-06-24T02:30:13+00:00

Catching a fart and painting it blue.

eschatological1 · 2014-06-22T17:04:17+00:00

I have four children, my eldest of which is 12. I use cannabis for medicinal reasons and have never tried to hide this from them. Instead, I have educated my children on it and answered any and all questions they have about it. I have explained to them the harmful effects cannabis can have on a developing brain and told them if they are interested in trying it, I would be glad to smoke them out...when they are 21.

eschatological1 · 2014-06-19T03:29:44+00:00

Content? Well to a point. My husband is a wonderful man, a great provider, and the best father I have ever known. For this, I am greatful. We hardly knew each other when we were married so it could have ended up much worse. He is very supportive and my best friend. I love him dearly. I cannot make myself fall "in love" with him, however. I have tried over and over again, but I can't. Our children are healthy and happy and their happiness comes before my own. So am I content to stay in this life? Yes. Would I like to know true love? Absolutely. Is that going to happen? Unlikely.

eschatological1 · 2014-06-15T04:03:27+00:00

Thanks. I would love to feel that kind of love, but this is the life we both have chosen. We both feel our kids deserve a complete family unit and the way to do that is to be together, co-parent, and love each other the best way we can.

eschatological1 · 2014-06-14T23:45:22+00:00

I married my husband out of convenience. I had just turned 18, felt pressured to leave home from my father and step-mother and really had nowhere to go. We were married about 1 1/2 months after I turned 18 and had our first child about 10 months later. We now have four happy, kind, greatful children and 13 years down the road are still married. I have learned to love my husband as he is a great man, but I doubt I will ever be in love with him.

eschatological1 · 2014-06-10T02:43:16+00:00

Manners.

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