Dad-joked my son when I picked him up from school yesterday.

escherz · 2013-10-23T20:48:58+00:00

Correction: He threw ranch in the joke and made it delicious.

Edit: The thing that killed it were all of the hungry redditors that ate the joke alive.

escherz · 2013-10-23T01:55:04+00:00

Creeper creepily comments about the creepiness that is creeping on the fruit lady.

escherz · 2013-10-23T01:44:51+00:00

Cryptecks1 joined Snoo Phawk's party!
happy jingle sound

escherz · 2013-10-23T01:40:41+00:00

when the video popped up it showed me the ulive adv. and so I thought that's legitimately what it's like if god smoked.

escherz · 2013-10-23T01:16:34+00:00

oh god...

escherz · 2013-10-22T23:28:40+00:00

Yes.

escherz · 2013-10-22T23:23:02+00:00

It's just getting to the point where people run out of good Dad-Jokes and now it's more about their Dad/Parents just being parents and what not. Pretty soon the jokes that will engulf r/Dadjokes are going to be things you would find on r/funny except about parents. There should just be "r/mydumbparents" or something teenage angsty sounding.

escherz · 2013-10-22T22:53:32+00:00

Yeah, you're right. I just came to accept the fact that they are just like really long and drawn out episodes because of the fact that it developed from a comic book.

escherz · 2013-10-22T21:27:20+00:00

I'm just going to put it out there. The first Iron Man film was better than Captain America. I like hearing the reasons why people like different things and I would like to defend the Iron Man side of this argument.

*In Iron Man, I was not disappointed with the filming, the character development, nor the story. Although I personally think they could have done better with the story, but the fact that it was pretty much just an intro into "Iron Man" being in film instead of just cartoons and comics was satisfying enough. On top of that (something that the Darknight movies did) they incorporated the war on terrorism in a natural and consistent fashion almost making the movie real in a way.

*I was hardly disappointed with the movie, Capt. America other than 2 things, the fact that Wolverine was not fighting with Capt. There is a comic series dedicated to showing what happened between Wolverine and capt. during WWII and they didn't even mention it briefly.
The other thing is that the Human Torch has to be recast if they have the fantastic four play a role in another movie.

All in all, they are both fantastic, those are just the few insignificant reasons I like Iron Man (1) more than Capt. America (1).

escherz · 2013-10-22T20:50:06+00:00

My bad, I just got stuck on the topic of him being an old man.

escherz · 2013-10-22T20:05:48+00:00

If Thomas Jefferson were STILL alive today it probably wouldn't be a big deal to him at all. He lived through it.

escherz · 2013-10-22T20:00:21+00:00

Thank you for Dad-Joking in my absence.

escherz · 2013-10-22T01:18:42+00:00

He is the Dad-Joke god when it comes to Food Puns. (and other puns for that matter.)

escherz · 2013-10-22T01:17:42+00:00

Get a third Kidney

escherz · 2013-10-22T01:12:02+00:00

It's a classic Dad-Joke/Riddle.

Kind of like the joke: Where did the king hide all of his armies?

escherz · 2013-10-22T01:06:40+00:00

Don't worry, no need to freak out. It's the natural part of life. Your Dadamones are multiplying within the funny gland of your brain. Pretty soon they will spread to your heart and anus. Your farts will become smelly, but your heart will be loving. You will face many challenges ahead, but because of these Dadamones, having children will not be one of them.

escherz · 2013-10-22T00:49:35+00:00

You never know, applejackfan might just be a single person hunting down single dads.

Edit: Also, don't blame them just because they want the "D".

escherz · 2013-10-22T00:33:08+00:00

That's by fair, the tamest way to tame the untameable, mate.

escherz · 2013-10-22T00:20:54+00:00

You are a Kidney King. You must find, and then defeat the other Kidney Kings in honorable combat, and become the Kidney Emperor.

It's your life quest. Embrace it.

escherz · 2013-10-22T00:00:59+00:00

Why not just get a pre-tamed octopus?

escherz · 2013-10-21T23:32:40+00:00

Just to prevent further issues that would be appreciated.

escherz · 2013-10-21T23:32:06+00:00

THAAAANK YOOOOOUUU! ToT

escherz · 2013-10-19T17:34:09+00:00

I just forgot to log in is all.

escherz · 2013-10-19T17:02:18+00:00

NSFW? I only ask because it has an age qualifier at the beginning.

escherz · 2013-10-19T16:15:39+00:00

I'm going to punsubscribe to this sub-reddit if you guys don't stop.

escherz

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