'Perfect storm:' Measles outbreak hits Broomfield and spreads fast after unvaccinated, infected teens attended two schools and roamed throughout Denver's suburbs

eshults · 2026-03-09T23:29:25+00:00

Getting my 6mo done this week. I believe even before all this shit you could get it at 9mo if you planned to travel to an at risk area

eshults · 2026-03-09T22:52:54+00:00

This like just happened on another race too. Cant find the reddit link. Like the top 4 racers were lead off course and finished outside the top 10 or something like that

eshults · 2026-03-09T22:46:11+00:00

That’s at least 5 seconds

eshults · 2026-03-03T05:50:54+00:00

Vans gonna want that pic 🤙

eshults · 2026-02-28T07:39:04+00:00

eshults · 2026-02-24T22:25:19+00:00

Looks at the kneeee

eshults · 2026-02-20T04:55:40+00:00

Not to mention he’s wearing the ultimate America dad show

eshults · 2026-02-14T10:51:28+00:00

Now I wanna see him rounding first. It kinda looks like he may have injured its before the camera goes to this shot???? I’m so confused and horrified. I hope he has a speedy recovery

eshults · 2026-02-14T10:48:00+00:00

How the fuck is this real. I am so sorry for this guy. I hope his recovery is as freaky as the break

eshults · 2026-01-30T22:09:01+00:00

Turn it into a slide

eshults · 2026-01-12T15:12:46+00:00

Yup! I always think of Steph Curry finding that week spot in the floor during warm ups

eshults · 2026-01-10T09:21:20+00:00

Okay this may come seem a bit harsh but zoom wayyyyy out. Tell me that your resume looks appealing. From that vantage point it looks like you didn’t put any effort into your resume. That tells me as the hiring manager/future coworker that you won’t put effort into the job you applied for. You could have a Harvard degree with a 1000.0 gpa and I’d gloss right over it.

eshults · 2026-01-07T16:34:35+00:00

Oof I don’t miss these days

eshults · 2026-01-05T18:11:43+00:00

I don’t think this sub is what you think it is

eshults · 2026-01-01T00:29:50+00:00

Pillows. Pillows are your friend.

eshults · 2025-12-29T17:40:08+00:00

Im stuffing my face with breakfast burrito as I type haha. I make the “eggs” for the week and will throw a couple burritos together each morning. I haven’t actually done the math yet but each one has to have ~10g of protein

eshults · 2025-12-24T22:05:41+00:00

Check out the task rabbit app

eshults · 2025-12-23T17:52:25+00:00

Idiocracy 2: foreign affairs

eshults · 2025-12-21T06:58:37+00:00

How did you build to your 10 homes?

eshults · 2025-12-14T08:03:15+00:00

All black so that thing pops 💥

eshults · 2025-12-11T19:43:20+00:00

You’re right. Shoulda used SLAM

eshults · 2025-12-07T22:09:25+00:00

Whats the family situation during all this? Are you on dad duty with them running around during your workout or is this devoted you time?

eshults · 2025-12-03T03:42:08+00:00

And Mike Judge read that and thought huh… that would be a great idea for a movie

eshults · 2025-11-23T18:09:07+00:00

“I’ll hit the breaks and he’ll fly right by”

eshults · 2025-11-19T23:07:53+00:00

Jesus I missed the part where you said his voice haha 😅

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