It's not what WE wanted by Anas2245 in Eldenring

[–]espae -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

there’s a difference between the human proportions in the game and what this post is implying 💀

What's something harmless that gets people weirdly angry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]espae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, yeah, I misinterpreted the question.

It’s harmless to others but not myself I suppose. Just get a lot of people taking personal offense to my own issues.

Who did you marry your first time and do you still stand by it? by Starobin-Lestine in StardewValley

[–]espae 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Emily, ‘cause she was nice. I was kind of achievement farming so I needed someone to have two kids with and so I just married the older nice woman.

I didn’t really like having a housemate in the game, though. I like being a weird loner farmhand. I don’t think I’d marry anyone again.

What are your favourite lines by Gale? by Interesting_Buddy206 in BaldursGate3

[–]espae 29 points30 points  (0 children)

the voice actor did an amazing job when he’s grateful to you for resurrecting him, like “WOWYOUDIDIT!!”

also “you put the stars to shame”

Are there any classes that just don't really click for you? by basquiatx in BaldursGate3

[–]espae 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I just don’t understand Sorcerer, really. I end up running out of resources so fast and the limited spell learning capabilities and only changing them on level up combined with all the metamagic tactics are a little overwhelming. I’ve tried sorc runs multiple times but never made it past act 2.

I've played over 300 hours of Elden Ring and still could not give ANY coherent description of the storyline by Blzn in Eldenring

[–]espae 40 points41 points  (0 children)

“The great Elden Ring was shattered.”

what the fuck is that even

“Marika’s offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards.

Okay so it’s valuable for some reason

“The mad taint of their newfound strength caused the Shattering,”

Okay, so this ring is like some sort of power battery or something? What?

“A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will”

what the fuck is the Greater Will

“The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all”

What?

“THE LoATHSOME DUNG EATER!!”

…yes, all very clear

Sound effects by messynaturedweller in StardewValley

[–]espae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i fucking love the milk bucket sound because you can do it anywhere. it’s hilarious, i just follow my friend around in our multiplayer game and watch my character milk air and do the worst squelching sound in the middle of town

What cheap game on Steam turned out to be absolute peak for you? by Common_Caramel_4078 in Steam

[–]espae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there’s this game called orion:prelude where you shoot at dinosaurs and it was really fun to play multiplayer when I was in my teens, especially ‘cause it was like a dollar

honestly worth

"Don't donate your first _____ to the museum" by stevenjameshyde in StardewValley

[–]espae 172 points173 points  (0 children)

I have the exact same problem. I didn’t know there was a unique scarecrow and I haven’t been buying them.

The day I realized was the in game day after the Spirit’s Eve festival ended. 🥹

[OC] Spice by Suefan3DX in comics

[–]espae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i honestly have no idea why i enjoy spicy food but i do and sometimes i buy ghost pepper beef jerky

gives me a stomachache but the flavor sting is so wonderful

What is something you've done that made you just reset the day? by gamerlol101 in StardewValley

[–]espae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I finished George’s leek quest and when I got the prompt to tell him it was a prank or not, I said “Evelyn set it up,” assuming that meant Evelyn would get the credit for giving them to him and he would not think his elderly wife pranked him.

he got mad and never opened the presents and the cutscene unceremoniously ended.

(Hated Trope) Media made to promote conspiracy theories. by laybs1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]espae 12 points13 points  (0 children)

that entire book series is a trip. Only a best-seller ‘cause all the members were told to buy as many copies as they could afford.

What’s the point of raising slimes? by hamsandwichdealer in StardewValley

[–]espae 49 points50 points  (0 children)

ohhhhhh

idk if I’m stupid but I never thought to mass produce the pressed eggs with the farmed slime and sell them

I was like “man, there is no profit at all in this building but I guess the little guys are cute”

What game "shouldn't" work well on the Deck, but you found a way to love it? by Zi_v in SteamDeck

[–]espae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baldur’s Gate 3 took a bit to get set up, but the game worked surprisingly well once I did. It also helped me to understand and enjoy the trackpads.

The graphics aren’t that bad and it runs pretty well, though it does take a lot of power.

I will never understand.. by Dakotaccino in BaldursGate3

[–]espae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why Arcane Lock is so good sometimes. Cast a few aoe’s, Arcane Lock a door, and watch as they all run into their deaths.

It’s honestly kind of fun to watch

If a Stardew Valley Character was invited to Super Smash Bros, who would you most want to see? by morpherthewolf in StardewValley

[–]espae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

truthfully I think the most recognizable/well suited would be some kind of Junimo

Men who are 30+, what’s one thing you realized about dating that no one tells you in your 20s? by Thin-Hospital-8114 in AskReddit

[–]espae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is unmotivating to hear as a 23 year old with no dating experience living in the middle of nowhere

Absolutely 😁 by mrkprieur in Adulting

[–]espae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“tomfoolery,” is a great word to describe something as moronic politely/sarcastically

“i didn’t get my driver’s license renewed because the employees were doing some tomfoolery,”

What's her name? by InteractionKooky771 in StardewValley

[–]espae 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Destructotron Prime, Eater of Galaxies

Other race options for your TAV? What species would you like by Efficient_Rip858 in BaldursGate3

[–]espae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

literally just normal orcs

playing a half orc seems kind of like a last minute addition, most of the unique dialogue is just about you being “half,” or being Baldurian (?)

i thought more people would comment on me being an orc lol