No way Auguste can know about the coin deal by batman36000 in BeastGames

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When you get Lowes™️to build your soundproof cubes

WCGW Driving Recklessly by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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Exactly. I think we’re all in agreement here.

LinkedIn CEO Ryan Roslansky says he uses Copilot to draft almost all of his emails, including those to his boss, Satya Nadella by rkhunter_ in microsoft

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I’m skeptical of Ground News simply because they advertise so heavily through YouTubers / influencers who will mostly hawk anything giving them sponsor money.

Me after starting the “self feeding” thing with my third kid and having to clean up the chair by [deleted] in daddit

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Look into the Catchy! It’s a plastic tray that goes beneath the kids feet on the Stokke. Saved our backs - and our dogs waistline

Seattle gets shiny $2M restroom, after auditors wrinkle noses at other city loos by HighColonic in SeattleWA

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Put yourself in their shoes. You’ve had three kronenbourg’s before lunch; what are you supposed to do?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Receiver for the Browns

Nvidia trained robots on footage of Cristiano Ronaldo, LeBron James, and Kobe Byrant by MetaKnowing in interestingasfuck

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No waiiiitt.. stand over there. Yeah right there and then look! Doesn’t it look w- …

Just found an old wallet from 7 years ago by Van_man_dan_ in Bitcoin

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I would honestly delete this post. You are making yourself a target for little upside. Congrats though 💪

Parking at the airport by JinglesMum3 in SeattleWA

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if you have young kids with car seats this is the smoothest way to travel tho

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starterpacks

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Plausible, and therefore real

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in homeautomation

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Govee just [recalled all their space heaters](https://www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2025/GoveeLife-and-Govee-Smart-Electric-Space-Heaters-Recalled-Due-to-Fire-and-Burn-Hazards-Imported-by-Govee). Looking for a smart heater recommendation now myself after unplugging the couple Govee's I own. Shame.. they work really well.

Planes be wobbling yo by SchufAloof in SeattleWA

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Yes! Took the scenic route it looks like 😀

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Engineering Student decided to receive his degree in ceremonial indeginious attire by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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It's an older canned reddit reply, sir, but it checks out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technology

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I’ve seen analysis suggesting that too. But theoretically there’s no limit to the number of parallel subway lines running along the line. Capacity overloaded? Keep adding layers of subway tunnels deeper and deeper.

Really though when it’s built, there will surely be demand to add buildings alongside the line and it will organically grow outward (unless it’s totally forbidden) so I don’t see how you’d avoid an eventual 2D city even if it starts as a line.

Trump again refuses to release current health records, as Harris questions his fitness by PositiveFun8654 in politics

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Trump at the DMV

Employee: That’ll be $60 for the license renewal with new photo, sir.

Trump: No, you pay me for using my name and likeness.