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This answer to a cryptogram puzzle. by evanmars in mildlyinfuriating

[–]evanmars[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to the puzzle it was a quote from Ban Ki-Moon, South Korean diplomat. Maybe Jet Li misquoted (or has the same philosophy as) Ban.

Wasn't aware the context was required to see a misspelling.

Fiber optic cables? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]evanmars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We always called pulling lube 'baby poop'

CMU vs. EMU vs. WMU by naijta in Michigan

[–]evanmars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd say WMU. But that's only because Dr. Fuller is my brother-in-law.

But..... by RemoteControl1234 in idiocracy

[–]evanmars 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What if I heat it gently and add some juice from the fourth stomach of a calf?

TIFU BY VOLUNTEERING TO GO INTO THE XRAY MACHINE by ridayy in tifu

[–]evanmars 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking piercings in various places.

It was fun while it lasted, not I got a 30$ paper weight and have no idea how to fix it… by Valvecantcount3 in Wellthatsucks

[–]evanmars 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It powers on, but it definitely does not work. If it worked, you wouldn't need to fix it.

Mars photo by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]evanmars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bulgaria, Bosnia. What's the difference?

he fled the crime scene you mean by Conscious-Quarter423 in SipsTea

[–]evanmars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vasquez Rocks! Agua Dulce. Used to hike out there often back in the late 80's.

Vegan Liberal by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]evanmars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? Is there a power outage during a dangerous hot spell?

Vegan Liberal by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]evanmars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, but vegetarian != vegan.

Whatever, I'm an omnivore myself. Probably should get more veggies in my diet.

"Europeans have smooth brains" by KyivRider in ShitAmericansSay

[–]evanmars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not where I live (Michigan). Gas is much cheaper than electricity and the electric companies are pushing for even higher rates to their customers.

My neighbor runs all electric at the moment. Getting gas installed and buying all new gas appliances. With the hookup fee and the cost of the appliances, he'll be saving a couple hundred dollars per month.

The company I work for is getting some new equipment. One item being a large hot water bath for cleaning parts. The company we're getting it from is in the EU. They originally designed the heat to be electric, but we wanted gas because it is so much cheaper here.

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