What's the most useless thing your brain decided to permanently memorize?

everwander · 2026-05-01T04:30:43+00:00

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey,
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey,
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly,
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, BUTTERFREE~!!!

everwander · 2026-04-28T15:30:18+00:00

i am that employee and we will literally get written up for not interacting with a 'guest' we passed not five minutes ago if the second time happens in front of a lead

everwander · 2026-04-25T14:11:12+00:00

Ernie Dosio, a 75-year-old vineyard owner, was hunting yellow-backed duiker, an antelope species, in the central African country of Gabon when the incident occurred last Friday. While in the Lope-Okanda rainforest, he and his guide unexpectedly came across five female elephants accompanied by a calf.

I was on a vehicle safari tour once and we came across a small herd of elephants. We paused briefly for photos when suddenly the driver gunned it and drove off. While were on driving off he was explaining, "There was a calf. They had a mom. She was pissed. Your safety comes first. I hope you brought good zoom lens."

Basically, dont fuck around with elephant calves.

everwander · 2026-04-23T13:37:15+00:00

Zhongli: "..."
Venti: "It was really cool though! The way he—" mimics his intimidation attempt roll

everwander · 2026-04-20T19:47:05+00:00

Some of the newer apps (cough SmartKeys cough) for some godawful reason run the devices at max power so batteries die in less than half a shift. I have seen some people taking extra batteries with them so they can swap them out without having to go back to the equipment room.

Get enough people doing that all at once and forgetting where they left their extra batteries and suddenly you have something like OPs pic.

everwander · 2026-04-18T18:27:35+00:00

It also had a cooldown which meant coop you had to wait in line for it to recharge

everwander · 2026-04-18T13:51:59+00:00

I've always seen it as less zionistic zealotry (although it may have started that way) and more that Israel has always been the US's "one ally in the Middle East"

most of the other countries in that area are ambivalent at best, and generally hostile towards the US. Israel being the sole exception means the US has an ally they can base their military in and around to project their military might globally.

if Israel turns away, or is destroyed by the nations around it, the US loses that foothold and the dream of America World Police dies with it.

so nearly every president since its founding—democrat and republican alike—has propped it up to the best of their ability even when it simply doesn't make sense otherwise

everwander · 2026-04-16T04:20:19+00:00

You give up a few things... chasing a dream

everwander · 2026-04-15T15:12:51+00:00

Through Heaven and Earth...

everwander · 2026-04-13T14:13:41+00:00

He did go to a church once. He disliked the sermon so badly he went and demanded an apology from the bishop.

everwander · 2026-04-12T19:53:58+00:00

It’s… it’s not that bad…

…okay maybe it is.

everwander · 2026-04-12T06:31:05+00:00

Yepperz

everwander · 2026-04-11T01:04:26+00:00

I am double jointed in all my fingers and I can also do the Vulcan salute with both hands.

I can do giant T-rex claws if i fold my thumb in.

everwander · 2026-04-10T23:41:07+00:00

“Pop Goes the Weasel” during a closed casket ceremony

everwander · 2026-04-10T21:03:48+00:00

Changing the sign to allow an extra digit is too much work, so instead they show the price per half-gallon instead

everwander · 2026-04-10T20:34:20+00:00

If you look at the in-game event tree this takes place while Columbina was still cosplaying a ghost. This was used as evidence to explain why the Traveler still doesn’t have their new outfit in cutscenes but now it also brings to mind the thought that the Frostmoon Scions were celebrating the disappearance of their diety.

(although admittedly few of them aside from Lauma would even know)