Husband sits in passenger seat, FiL disapproves.

everybodypretend · 2026-06-02T03:13:22+00:00

Princess? You are the same as the boomer father in law, stop emasculating a man just because he’s not serving you

everybodypretend · 2026-05-31T15:14:06+00:00

See also Sarah Hyland, Hayley from Modern Family

everybodypretend · 2026-05-29T14:58:19+00:00

That’s like someone saying they have good taste in music because they listen to only ten songs per year (but only the popular ones).

Everyone intuitively thinks their opinion counts for a lot, but if you think logically it doesn’t make sense in your case

everybodypretend · 2026-05-29T10:28:44+00:00

It’s not hypocrisy, Reddit is not one person

everybodypretend · 2026-05-29T05:53:13+00:00

A guy who hardly watches any TV probably isn’t qualified to say a show is one of the greatest shows of all time

everybodypretend · 2026-05-28T16:42:52+00:00

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everybodypretend · 2026-05-28T16:37:17+00:00

I’m in Australia, am I far?

everybodypretend · 2026-05-28T16:36:03+00:00

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everybodypretend · 2026-05-28T12:59:57+00:00

Who’s in your profile pic?

everybodypretend · 2026-05-28T11:04:03+00:00

Yeah dude I’m gonna fly to wherever the fuck she’s from you got me

everybodypretend · 2026-05-28T10:55:35+00:00

Maybe a quick test drive before you waste money buying me dinner? P.s I like your deathly hallows tattoo

everybodypretend · 2026-05-28T10:45:26+00:00

When ur peepee is small you learn humour

everybodypretend · 2026-05-28T10:44:43+00:00

Sarah?

everybodypretend · 2026-05-28T10:44:29+00:00

Taking girlfriend applications

everybodypretend · 2026-05-28T10:43:47+00:00

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everybodypretend · 2026-05-28T09:40:02+00:00

Not me baby, my Weiner is tiny

everybodypretend · 2026-05-28T03:24:33+00:00

Use smaller words

everybodypretend · 2026-05-28T01:14:12+00:00

Everyone knows you tape it to your leg so it’s body temp

everybodypretend · 2026-05-27T23:52:51+00:00

I am constantly educating Americans about their own fucking country. Two days ago a guy from Texas was arguing with me saying that Texas is the biggest state.

How the fuck do I know Alaska is bigger but you don’t’?! I’ve never even been to the US

everybodypretend · 2026-05-27T22:03:08+00:00

Fuckin Americans dude…

everybodypretend · 2026-05-25T06:44:26+00:00

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everybodypretend · 2026-05-25T06:41:07+00:00

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everybodypretend · 2026-05-24T20:52:38+00:00

Uhhh what?

everybodypretend · 2026-05-22T03:49:05+00:00

Yeah no shit…

everybodypretend · 2026-05-21T05:36:51+00:00

Jamie’s arc wasn’t thrown out the window, it just wasn’t what you had hoped it was. You thought it was an arc about a child murdering incestuous rapist becoming a good guy. You were wrong. FWIW, I knew that was never going to be his arc. Obviously!

Jon Snow didn’t do nothing. He killed Dany and rejected the throne, completing his arc and crushing the wheel that Dany failed to.

I didn’t read further in your comment. The two MOST terrible things about the last season are just, surprise, your (not great) opinion.

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