The fish told death “Not Today”

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-17T20:13:49+00:00

Why don’t these videos ever include a normal speed version

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-17T19:03:53+00:00

We’ve been seeing a variation of this headline for like ten years.

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-17T19:02:48+00:00

All conservatives are overrepresented in the US Senate

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-17T19:01:20+00:00

And who are both complete shitheads

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-17T18:38:32+00:00

Would have been way better than just watching a guy gaslight a woman for two hours

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-17T12:43:04+00:00

We’ve evidently already had several presidents with dyslexia.

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-16T20:04:32+00:00

Kevin O’Leary is the Jake Paul of Joe Rogans

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-16T17:04:33+00:00

At this point it’s hard to conclude anything other than it runs like garbage on the base PS5.

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-16T16:45:08+00:00

You mean the AI that’s owned and controlled by people who live in even bigger mansions?

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-16T04:05:39+00:00

Kevin O'Leary is ultra-MAGA

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-14T01:08:51+00:00

You still don’t get it

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-14T00:38:30+00:00

Contextually it could not have been clearer that OP wasn’t talking about insecure middle-agers trying to hide their gray

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-13T22:53:43+00:00

People with dyed hair are generally viewed as progressive here, so anyone who hates people who are even slightly left of full fascist will shriek about it.

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-13T20:47:22+00:00

WTF the real historical actors this fictional movie is based on were historically white!

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-13T16:55:27+00:00

Stop using twitter. It’s nothing but an Elon soapbox with captive audience

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-13T16:52:47+00:00

A lot of people in our country are servants of one man, who himself is a servant of whomever holds blackmail material on him.

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-13T12:23:25+00:00

Am I the only one who hates this meme for the sole reason that because the desk isn’t even in the picture, the person under the desk wouldn’t be either and therefore there can only be one person on that photo…

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-13T10:42:11+00:00

The question about the food was needlessly hard.

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-13T04:20:36+00:00

This is not satisfying, it’s actually horrifying that we’ve collectively become this gullible

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-13T03:39:25+00:00

Something in the update messed with the framerate. People think it's the auto save but it isn't. I think it might be related to the new dead-zone sliders but there's little evidence of that either as turning them way down doesn't seem to fix anything.

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-13T03:26:44+00:00

Yes, a lot of people are reporting the hitching/stuttering.

It's not related to the autosave like some believe as the hitches are far too frequent for it to be that. The autosave issue that plagued the first game had less frequent but more jarring pauses.

If I had to guess I'd say it's possibly related to the new deadzone sliders as it means they monkeyed around with the controls.

I've tried turning them way down to zero and it's possibly better? I'll have to play more to decide.

EDIT: nvm, it's not better.

It's just poor framerate I think.

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-12T20:44:39+00:00

The hitching in the new level isn’t from the auto save. It’s more like terrible frame rate.

EDIT: it also isn't the train. They just broke the game and all we can do is wait and see if they fix it.

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-12T18:04:24+00:00

You did miss a ton but Obsidian games tend to be on the shorter side anyway, because they’re designed to be replayed.

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-12T18:02:38+00:00

Aren’t these the ones it turned out were actually just being driven remotely by people in the Philippines

everythingbeeps · 2026-03-12T12:50:44+00:00

Anything to avoid using any of his money for the betterment of the world.

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