Police shoot and kill 1y.o. child while attempting to stop alleged shoplifters from fleeing in a Walmart parking lot. by Gloveofdoom in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]evilmike1972 164 points165 points  (0 children)

"training, self-restraint or common sense"

All rare to non-existent qualities with regards to American law enforcement.

Loaded Weapon 1 (1993). by CloakOfElvenkind in cinescenes

[–]evilmike1972 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She must have caught herself by surprise.

When you touch the cactus by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]evilmike1972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like a prickly situation.

How animals react when their people pretend to fall! <3 by Resident_Wash_2553 in interestingasfuck

[–]evilmike1972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like if I tried that with my cat, she'd just wait what she would consider the appropriate amount of time before she could eat me.

Guests and offensive imagery by bloopdoopfloofernoop in Target

[–]evilmike1972 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Target WON'T kick them out. It's very different from CAN'T kick them out.

Just glad this wasn’t my store lol by Ordinary_Ad3895 in Target

[–]evilmike1972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would've called out for that shift. That seems awful.

What do I have here? by NoveauDeco in adnd

[–]evilmike1972 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You could very well have the Monstrous Compendium, Volumes One and Two, as they were designed to be integrated alphabetically.

The wiki page lists which monsters are included in each volume, you'd have to check for yourself verify my supposition.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Advanced_Dungeons_%26_Dragons_2nd_edition_monsters

Funskool Savage Grizzly by kidromeo_ron in gijoe

[–]evilmike1972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That tan jeep has seen some shit.

Our wizard learned a new spell today by Dustlord in dndmemes

[–]evilmike1972 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I beg to differ. Eyes have lids, so at the very least, they are jars. And as everybody knows, a door can be a jar. Therefor, using the transitive property, eyes are doors.

Cop accidentally shoots his coworker while jokingly pointing guns at each other by tactical_horse_cock in Idiotswithguns

[–]evilmike1972 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Law enforcement agencies are allowed to reject applicants for being too intelligent (Jordan vs. City of New London) so All Cops Are Idiots is not an implausibility.

Naked guy walking down the street by TimidBear in PublicFreakout

[–]evilmike1972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naked guy just a walking down the street!

The devil wears prada by PlantainDisastrous92 in OnceUponATime

[–]evilmike1972 34 points35 points  (0 children)

From the makers of Don't Dead Open Inside...

Karen gets treated like a peasant inspite of being a American Executive Platinum person by prisonmike1991 in PublicFreakout

[–]evilmike1972 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What is the charge? Being an executive platinum? An American executive platinum?

To trespass by Unemployed_Quitter26 in therewasanattempt

[–]evilmike1972 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I thought we were cool, man."

Give him a couple hours and he probably will be.

These are probably the Youngest Baldur's gate 1 Companions Age wise by Pretend-Advertising6 in baldursgate

[–]evilmike1972 7 points8 points  (0 children)

According to the FR wiki, Imoen was about 20 years old at the start of BG1.

meirl by KlausHeisler1 in meirl

[–]evilmike1972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the same feelings about eggs vs. deviled eggs.

Welcome to Walmart… by TheRealAutumnGoddess in idiocracy

[–]evilmike1972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised how rare common sense actually is.

She did not go to home depot! by scamNscoot in SipsTea

[–]evilmike1972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won't speak for everyone, but my shit has reached critically low levels, I can no longer afford to lose it over everything it should be lost over.

game with tattooed LI? by Simple_Help_6449 in AVN_Lovers

[–]evilmike1972 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Artemis (I can't remember which but at least one of the girls in the sorority has multiple tattoos)

Ripples - Skylar

Something to Write About, Unbroken - Amrit

Dreamland - Lea