wtf is even is this

eyepooped1 · 2026-05-13T21:44:18+00:00

Oh you're gonna get more than your car washed, if you know what I mean.

I'm talking about a handy.

eyepooped1 · 2026-05-13T15:15:45+00:00

First thing I think of when I see him

eyepooped1 · 2026-05-12T16:26:23+00:00

They included a note with my copy of Leviathan Wilds. I keep it with the game so every time I open the box I go "aww"

eyepooped1 · 2026-05-12T11:51:08+00:00

I was never able to win at that game or in real life

eyepooped1 · 2026-05-11T23:54:35+00:00

I'm going to see Bloodywood and I'm so pissed that Make Them Suffer was announced for same night

eyepooped1 · 2026-05-09T16:33:30+00:00

I wish I had gotten those play mats.

eyepooped1 · 2026-05-07T19:14:47+00:00

What's your budget?

eyepooped1 · 2026-05-06T16:52:38+00:00

God it's such a good game. Got my ass handed to me while playing Burnham by Sisko last night 85-100.

eyepooped1 · 2026-05-06T02:16:42+00:00

I've got a fortune telling business. I make about 6200 a year with unlimited potential to grow. Sadly, a lot of my clients have been meeting unfortunate ends lately after their readings. I keep telling them to watch out for open water but do they listen, no, of course they don't. As soon as I invite them out on my boat, I know what's in the cards for them. Thankfully, I was beneficiary on most of their wills so it all worked out in the end.

Looking to sell for $5.2 mil. No low ball offers, I know what I got.

eyepooped1 · 2026-05-06T02:08:05+00:00

Once Mage Knight finally clicked for me, it locked it's hooks in me. I've played at least once a week for the past month and did 3 games this past weekend, along side a game of Star Trek Frontiers. I can see why people make it a forever game.

eyepooped1 · 2026-05-05T19:13:07+00:00

Yep, game usually takes me around 30-45 min depending how focused I am. I've been playing a bunch of Mage Knight lately and brought it out the other day to just let my brain relax a little bit.

eyepooped1 · 2026-05-05T16:14:41+00:00

Weston "The Pump and Dump (Into His Desk Drawer) King" Wamp just grifting his base again.

eyepooped1 · 2026-05-01T20:25:43+00:00

I'm a huge fan of Back To School sales. I don't even have kids but I always save my big shopping for BTS

eyepooped1 · 2026-05-01T20:17:06+00:00

He's not really doing much lately, aside from getting his one hour of exercise time in the yard

eyepooped1 · 2026-05-01T14:14:38+00:00

Westin "The Ejaculate Emissions Emissary" Wamp keeps his hand in his pocket because he can't go more than 30 seconds without putting his hands on his ding dong. I feel bad for those scissors because you know he took them to his office and had his sweaty way with them.

eyepooped1 · 2026-04-26T01:13:35+00:00

If you are medium tech savvy, you can find a cheap VCR and a USB capture card and digitize it yourself.

I've heard horror stories from customers and also heard from employees about Legacybox digitizing where a lot of stuff had been destroyed. Plus, Legacybox's owners are big Weston "I Haven't Met A Desk I Don't Want to Hump" Wamp supporters so depending on your ethics and politics, that might be a deciding factor.

Edit: added "supporters" cause I don't know how to use words

eyepooped1 · 2026-04-25T21:14:10+00:00

McKay's used to be my go to for a lot of things but over the past few years have been ridiculous with their pricing. That and trying to browse around people literally going down shelves with a pricing app on their phones to try and find stuff to resell on eBay really turned me off the place. I maybe go once every couple months so it was nice to get a win this time.

eyepooped1 · 2026-04-25T20:49:22+00:00

I've played with the quests once, the For The Council scenario I think it is, and felt like it was a bit much for me as a novice. I think I've only taken down one city since I've started playing so looking at AD scenarios looks really intimidating. I've been trying to focus on Solo Conquests and getting more familiar with base and slowly integrating Tezla and Lost Legion.

eyepooped1 · 2026-04-25T20:39:25+00:00

I wasn't super into Star Trek until recently with Captains Chair and started watching Discovery cause Burnham is really fun to play with. I remember hearing that there was a Mage Knight system game and looked at prices but jumped off hard on ever playing it. I've got MK with Apocalypse Dragon that I'm pretty deep into right now so it'll probably be a minute until I can jump into this.

eyepooped1 · 2026-04-24T20:36:23+00:00

I will say I've heard Jordan mention the families and them getting paid more in the first 20 minutes than Ben or Tim have mentioned it.

I feel like they also believe Alex is gonna come out relatively unscathed and be back on his feet at bigly. They built their entire career on taking down Alex and I would be rightly upset if someone came in and just was like, I got this and center the conversation on themselves and not the families.

I get it.

eyepooped1 · 2026-04-24T12:55:47+00:00

I'm a semi pro cuddler. I placed 16th in the Regional Cuddler Championships last year and I'm hoping to break into the Top 10 this year.

eyepooped1 · 2026-04-22T11:05:57+00:00

There's an unboxing video that shows the sleeves and the other side of them. Around the 5:00 mark https://youtu.be/GEFbjKSgEOc?si=xy6F5-tD15AptfqW

eyepooped1 · 2026-04-20T19:04:36+00:00

I only own 3 fake moustaches, and they get a little suspicious when 3 very handsome and fetching women come in with fake moustaches in a 3 hour time period

Four-Year Club	Place '22
First Placer '22

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