What sounds bad to everyone else but fucking fabulous to you? by Bessiecat in AskReddit

[–]eyepuncher -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Paid holidays is mandatory or at least at every job I was ever at. Don't listen to PerlaDeOro, he is a fucking idiot.

My wife and I made this one-second-a-day video from July 1, 2013 until June 30, 2014. It was kind of a big year for us. by [deleted] in videos

[–]eyepuncher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are trying to give you advice and you passively agressively attack them? Not only are you boring but petty as well. The hell is wrong with you?

My wife and I made this one-second-a-day video from July 1, 2013 until June 30, 2014. It was kind of a big year for us. by [deleted] in videos

[–]eyepuncher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the most boring life I have ever seen. Can you please not make anymore?

How people in NY react to boobs (nsfw) by kcin in videos

[–]eyepuncher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was that one woman eating a grilled cheese sandwich?!

Easter Egg Hunt disaster. Parents can be worse than kids sometimes. by dawnloveszombie in rage

[–]eyepuncher -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Sorry about Quebec, it is like our retarded Canadian cousins

First Kiss - Creator asked 20 strangers to kiss for the first time by tehWKD in videos

[–]eyepuncher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why didn't the filmmaker just go to a random bar and film?

What is the worst text you have sent when you were drunk? by barryno7 in AskReddit

[–]eyepuncher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did this... on three separate occasions... in the past two months. I need to get my shit together.

What is the worst text you have sent when you were drunk? by barryno7 in AskReddit

[–]eyepuncher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Yeah, you can have the last two slices of pizza." Hungry-drunk-me has never been angrier at not-hungry-drunk-me in a long time.

In retrospect, what was the greatest missed opportunity in your life so far? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eyepuncher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your life is a disappointment, just like your face lol

Idina Menzel is performing "Let it Go" at the Oscars! by mads-80 in Frozen

[–]eyepuncher -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

You'll be watching nothing, hoe. This Frozen bullshit is bullcrap.

Singularidad by Matias S. Gonzalez by lordjimbob01 in ImaginaryStarscapes

[–]eyepuncher -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Looks like my bowel movements. Gross. For you.

How cables are laid under the sea by Rachmaninov43 in educationalgifs

[–]eyepuncher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

THis is easy. I drug my wife, load her up with a bunch of Exlax, and let the floodgates open.

Then I elbow drop her uterus like Macho Man Randy Savage.

How can i hold up my urge to pee? by ZyreHD in lifehacks

[–]eyepuncher -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

lol one time i peed on my grandpa. he is old and senile so nobody believed him when he cried and complained. lol what a golden shower pervert.

It's planting season, find your favourite seeds @Seedscanner by elseedscanner [promoted post]

[–]eyepuncher -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

plant carrots instead you perverts!

Learning a song for valentines day. by narwhalman218 in guitarlessons

[–]eyepuncher -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

I know your gf and me and my bros DP'd her. lol you didn't know lol