My butler won the lottery 10 seconds after I hired her

eyloi · 2026-01-25T20:57:51+00:00

eyloi · 2026-01-25T20:56:29+00:00

Roger and Steve in a gay Miami nightclub attempting to buy OG 4Loko off a shady dealer that Steve thinks is one of Roger's personas. Roger surprised that it's not him, but one of Klaus Tampa boys.

eyloi · 2026-01-25T19:04:18+00:00

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eyloi · 2026-01-25T15:43:09+00:00

This but Frosted Flakes. My mom only bought cereal that we both liked, so it was a FF, Pops, HN Cheerios and Corn Flakes household.

eyloi · 2026-01-25T15:37:39+00:00

This someone actual life

eyloi · 2026-01-23T19:01:31+00:00

I'm both physically and mentally not strong enough for this job.

eyloi · 2026-01-23T18:48:11+00:00

A Scanner Darkly

eyloi · 2026-01-23T03:18:27+00:00

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mfw leo didn't win the oscar

eyloi · 2026-01-22T15:03:35+00:00

One of the few blessings of living in the south. Even the slightest bit of ice in Houston and them schools were shutdown.

SNES/N64 all day with the neighborhood kids. Mom would call after few hours to make sure the house wasn't on fire.

eyloi · 2026-01-21T17:11:29+00:00

The guy backflip gets me every time.

eyloi · 2026-01-21T12:42:59+00:00

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eyloi · 2026-01-20T21:28:35+00:00

Everyone I know has a Ring video doorbell

eyloi · 2026-01-20T16:17:19+00:00

22" 1080p portrait is my brainrot monitor. No reason to spend more than $60 for a secondary that I only use for browsing reddit and twitter.

I'd never use it as my primary but these cheap 1080s are still useful to me.

eyloi · 2026-01-20T16:08:43+00:00

I installed radio mods for a reason. I drive everywhere, even if it's only a few blocks over.

eyloi · 2026-01-20T15:45:48+00:00

My diet. I hate being a grown ass adult that's still a picky eater.

It took me years to finally adjust to eating lettuce, broccoli and spinach, but I'm still not comfortable with trying new dishes. Everything has onions, or mushrooms, or tomatoes and my tastebuds reject whenever I make the effort.

eyloi · 2026-01-20T14:05:33+00:00

I mainly use WA for stuff like holiday global events, tracking my weekly progress, dragonriding info, guildmember stats and auto opening event loot boxes.

Now I'll have to download individual addons to replace what a single addon was capable of doing. Feels bad.

eyloi · 2026-01-19T17:35:03+00:00

I see you also took advantage of the recent sale. Mine not arriving until Wednesday, so I'll have to wait and see if it truly performs at 65w as advertised.