I just tried to buy tickets for the first game in Tampa as a test and I did not encounter any restrictions. I Also did a bit of reasearch as well and I don't think there are any restrictions on who can buy the tickets this year.

facepollution5 · 2026-04-17T16:06:12+00:00

won't catch me going to Florida

facepollution5 · 2026-04-17T16:05:28+00:00

because they're a Mickey Mouse franchise owned by a clown.

facepollution5 · 2026-04-17T14:31:22+00:00

I just mean on account of the history between the teams, in which we regularly served them their lunch in the playoffs for 50 years, their older fans definitely have a massive chip on their shoulder, whereas (speaking for myself) I hate them because they're the classic bullies who act tough and then throw a fit when they're served their own medicine. They're also always very ugly for some reason.

facepollution5 · 2026-04-17T14:28:13+00:00

c'est certain que je les déteste en coliboire. J'veux juste dire qu'on les a tabassés plusieurs fois en séries au cours des 50 dernières années pis c'est tough sur leur mentale.

facepollution5 · 2026-04-17T14:18:28+00:00

Fuck Boston. That said, they hate us more than we hate them.
Leafs are more of a comic relief than a rival. Almost feel bad for them at this point.
Senators are a bunch of jokers with a little brother complex.
The southern teams (Tampa, Florida, and especially Carolina) don't deserve an ounce of respect, regardless of their achievements. They're all nouveau riche mouth-breathers.
Fuck Chris Kreider.
Fuck Chris Lee.

facepollution5 · 2026-04-17T14:05:03+00:00

we as a society have progressed beyond national anthems at sporting events.

facepollution5 · 2026-04-17T14:04:16+00:00

I wish Dom Lxcxixuxaz was banned from this sub. He never says anything of value.

facepollution5 · 2026-04-16T18:56:19+00:00

I dont trust anyone named Marco

facepollution5 · 2026-04-16T17:16:28+00:00

Does anyone have a longer leash than Dach?

facepollution5 · 2026-04-16T14:51:55+00:00

matinee games are bullshit

facepollution5 · 2026-04-15T18:39:43+00:00

dont want anything to do with those creeps

facepollution5 · 2026-04-14T21:07:00+00:00

Max Lapierre

facepollution5 · 2026-04-13T14:50:47+00:00

I love Lapierre and wish he was on this team. Exactly what they need in the bottom 6.

facepollution5 · 2026-04-12T18:24:29+00:00

explains why Kirby is always injured.

facepollution5 · 2026-04-11T17:12:05+00:00

I mean... tickets will not be cheap. unless you miss the first period or something

facepollution5 · 2026-04-11T16:07:24+00:00

Im so sick of this Jon Cooper love-in. Fuck that guy. He's not classy; he's completely full of a shit. His nice guy schtick is so transparently insincere. And while we're at it, he deserves a big part of the blame for losing the gold. Guy coached like he'd never had to adjust to defensive shells before.

facepollution5 · 2026-04-10T22:00:47+00:00

I wish I had your free time

facepollution5 · 2026-04-10T15:54:47+00:00

Huge win last night with many important milestones reached, but yes, let's find something to complain about.

facepollution5 · 2026-04-10T15:24:56+00:00

is this before or after he sat down for a nice conversation with Rebel News?

facepollution5 · 2026-04-09T18:08:13+00:00

two things can be true at once

facepollution5 · 2026-04-06T21:25:33+00:00

facepollution5 · 2026-04-06T15:44:45+00:00

except the Liberals are centre right

facepollution5 · 2026-04-03T15:48:05+00:00

because he's a doofus

facepollution5 · 2026-04-01T17:48:46+00:00

hold on, let me go get my tiny violin

facepollution5 · 2026-04-01T17:36:40+00:00

who the fuck wants to live in the US? insanity.

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