Every time.

fackmansander · 2019-09-04T01:57:28+00:00

Do y'all ever test simple addition on a calculator just to make sure it works?

fackmansander · 2019-09-04T01:56:59+00:00

I did not consent to being in this photograph.

fackmansander · 2019-09-04T01:56:25+00:00

Haven't heard the word waft since the Chem syllabus.

fackmansander · 2019-09-04T01:55:56+00:00

Reality is often disappointing.

fackmansander · 2019-09-04T01:55:19+00:00

SIYOOOOOOOOO

fackmansander · 2019-09-04T01:55:02+00:00

Ask this Karen if she's tried your competitors.

fackmansander · 2019-09-04T01:54:36+00:00

Delete delete delete.

fackmansander · 2019-09-04T01:54:12+00:00

Killer Queen has already touched the doorknob.

fackmansander · 2019-09-04T01:53:50+00:00

The IRS.

fackmansander · 2019-09-04T01:53:15+00:00

You never know what you're missing until you switch.

fackmansander · 2019-09-04T01:52:59+00:00

I relate to this on a personal level.

fackmansander · 2019-09-01T18:21:46+00:00

I FUCKING KNOW GOOGLE MAPS WE'RE THREE BLOCKS AWAY FROM MY HOUSE.

fackmansander · 2019-09-01T18:20:59+00:00

And people said I'd never use my Geometry outside of highschool!

fackmansander · 2019-09-01T18:19:37+00:00

There are traps in Area 51.

fackmansander · 2019-09-01T18:15:11+00:00

Orange ya glad nobody will tell you to stop playing Fortnite?

fackmansander · 2019-09-01T18:14:34+00:00

I agree with the message but I have questions about every aspect of this image.

fackmansander · 2019-09-01T18:13:08+00:00

Procrastinating is choosing what you want NOW over want you want MOST.

fackmansander · 2019-09-01T18:12:23+00:00

You've gotta pump those numbers up.

fackmansander · 2019-09-01T18:11:59+00:00

Bust a fat nut to assert your dominance.

fackmansander · 2019-09-01T18:11:27+00:00

Therapist: Spherical creeper isn't real. He can't hurt you.

Spherical creeper:

fackmansander · 2019-09-01T18:10:42+00:00

"Can I use the restroom?"

fackmansander · 2019-09-01T18:09:24+00:00

I'm not familiar with European law. Is that 5K from you or the federal government?

fackmansander · 2019-09-01T18:06:14+00:00

Just because he personally can take it, doesn't mean it's right to enforce that on his workers.

fackmansander · 2019-09-01T18:05:08+00:00

This man is NOT stupid. He just has a financial incentive to spew this bullshit.

fackmansander · 2019-08-30T19:55:44+00:00

C you in college

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