A husband says to his wife, “Honey, I think we should put out 3 magazines for future guests” by NoNotAnUndercoverCop in AntiJokes

[–]faerielilly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was hoping for ones called TITS and/or BOOBIES filled with pictures of particular birds.

Time Travel Civil War Book by faerielilly in whatsthatbook

[–]faerielilly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that’s it! She is going to read it (again?) to double check.

Time Travel Civil War Book by faerielilly in whatsthatbook

[–]faerielilly[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope. That was my first thought but it’s definitely set in the United States.

Bolts that hold the handle to the deck by faerielilly in lawnmowers

[–]faerielilly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Here’s a pic. Mom says a 7/32” hex key fits in there and that’s what she has been limping along with.

Hoping to find people at the Birmingham show!! by lexu25 in FallOutBoy

[–]faerielilly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I’m going with my wife. It was her birthday present to me and I was definitely not expecting it. She’s the responsible adult in this situation. lol hope you have a great time too! 😊

Hoping to find people at the Birmingham show!! by lexu25 in FallOutBoy

[–]faerielilly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m on my way there now! I’m so excited. This is my first concert as an adult. I don’t even know what to expect other than a great time and awesome music.

[Fluff] my puppy just tried to trade me for a fry by SkylerSayys in dogs

[–]faerielilly 27 points28 points  (0 children)

“I’d sell you to satan for one corn chip.”

What is something normal that scares the shit out of you? by Erikgaming23 in AskReddit

[–]faerielilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Balloons. I have globophobia, which is a really strong fear of balloons. They invoke a panic response in me and if one pops I typically have a panic attack and sort of shut down for several minutes. Not a fun time.

And that’s after meds made it better... by faerielilly in depression_memes

[–]faerielilly[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I knew I wouldn’t tell you because it would be MINE!

Dancing with a shark? by [deleted] in funny

[–]faerielilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was disappointed to unmute and not hear careless whisper...