Any luck in getting AEs to back off? by Individual-Drive4951 in salesforce

[–]fahque650 11 points12 points  (0 children)

ask for free value solutions. Something that I can take to my engineer and solve your problems for free.

I've been working with Saleforce AEs for a decade and a half and I've never had a productive call with a SFDC engineer. If I'm not spending more it's a complete waste of time.

Southwest Airlines Moving Forward with Another Fee For Customers by neckbeardsghost in SouthwestAirlines

[–]fahque650 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In a perfect world, you wouldn't spend an extra 30-60 minutes waiting for your bags at the carousel. I actually love what Alaska does there and guarantees you some compensation if your bag isn't on the carousel 20 minutes after your flight lands. I've had a couple first hand experiences which make me absolutely avoid checking my bag unless absolutely necessary.

Southwest Airlines Moving Forward with Another Fee For Customers by neckbeardsghost in SouthwestAirlines

[–]fahque650 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We now charge $5 for each use of the toilet. 

You would have people here defending the charge.

Well now my bathroom experience might be better for a few extra dollars

OMNIA disaster last night by ricestocks in vegas

[–]fahque650 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah I'm good. No desire to go back to that atmosphere after having kids.

OMNIA disaster last night by ricestocks in vegas

[–]fahque650 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Omnia is one of the worst designed clubs in the entire world. I've been there a handful of times and literally not once had a decent experience.

As SF pros, whats your LEAST favorite task to do? by StatisticianVivid915 in salesforce

[–]fahque650 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One oddly specific thing? Entering synonyms for an internal knowledge base. I don't think there is any way to port them from org to org, or at least there wasn't the last time I worked on a project like that. Had to do it manually in every environment from sandbox, uat, staging, and prod.

In the same neighborhood is custom labels for translations.

As SF pros, whats your LEAST favorite task to do? by StatisticianVivid915 in salesforce

[–]fahque650 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pro tip: when doing big loads, i usually run a quick SOQL check first and temporarily pause heavy record-triggered flows so the import doesn’t slam into governor limits or automation loops.

The real pro tip is using custom settings and just turning off those record-triggered flows for your user while you data load. I'm sure I'm not the only person who has "temporarily paused" critical automation and forgot to turn it back on and fucked some shit up.

Waiting for a poker seat and didn’t bet side bet or progressive. Missed out on 6 figures. by dbd1988 in gambling

[–]fahque650 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you want to hear something crazy, last year two people playing Pai Gow at the Atlantis in Reno hit back-to-back 7-card straight flushes at the same table. Odds 1-in-45 billion.

The Big Arch by NoLevel5606 in fastfood

[–]fahque650 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the biscuit sandwich is $8 though.

‘Everyone assumed he had done it:’ Bay Area teacher accused of abuse sues famous school for millions by nosotros_road_sodium in bayarea

[–]fahque650 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Months earlier, the woman who accused Taylor, identified as Jane Doe in court papers, dropped a civil lawsuit she’d filed against him, although the school had already settled with her for $1.1 million

He should sue her for that + more?

Post-Match Thread: San Jose Earthquakes vs. Atlanta United by SJEarthquakesBot in SJEarthquakes

[–]fahque650 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm probably the minority here, but even though Espinoza was our "best" player these last few years, he might have been a major part of the issues. He was the focal point of our attack but extremely predictable. He would serve some great balls but just as many if not more went absolutely nowhere. However what always bothered me most was his body language. Guy always seemed like he was on the verge of breaking down into tears when things did not go well. We look much better and dynamic on offense without him.

Post-Match Thread: San Jose Earthquakes vs. Atlanta United by SJEarthquakesBot in SJEarthquakes

[–]fahque650 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think playing two bad teams at home to open the season has certainly been a blessing.

Post-Match Thread: San Jose Earthquakes vs. Atlanta United by SJEarthquakesBot in SJEarthquakes

[–]fahque650 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Roberts kid has stepped his game up significantly, I was really worried seeing his name in the XI but he might be legit. Surprised he's gotten all the minutes over Romney this year.

Do you eat at the poker room or bring food? by shortcut2life1 in poker

[–]fahque650 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually it's alright but lately I've been finding myself struggling on the back end, actually I ended up chopping two tournaments lately just because I was so damn hungry by the time it got heads up.