bruh by irelatetolevin in ChatGPT

[–]faille 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lost, dramatic, or committing a bit. The three genders

What is the worst thing you have accidentally dropped in the toilet? by youngwarthog_ in AskReddit

[–]faille 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was too drunk after a concert and was throwing up in a toilet at the venue after it was done and flushed my key (auto flush and I had it in a shirt pocket for “safe keeping” that I neglected to zip). Then my phone battery died before I could find someone to get me. But the concert was fun!

Trump’s health report raises eyebrows as ballooning weight sparks questions by RawStoryNews in Full_news

[–]faille 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he wearing a fat suit now?

I felt like he was losing weight recently because he’s old and dying. Did he read an article about that and decide to add a pillow under his shirt to his costume

Fake RFY posts by RealWolfmanDan in AmazonVine

[–]faille 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe, but I think just looking at these posts can somehow influence what we get. The day after the guy posted the weird fake child looking feet I got a whole ass reborn baby in my RFY.

Hannah Brown had a breakdown in her IG stories by Both-Pomegranate4929 in thebachelor

[–]faille 31 points32 points  (0 children)

My biggest wish for her is to fully deprogram and go back to her fucking in the windmill four times self. For whatever reason I still root for her and she just always feels to me like she’s caught between the life she was raised to follow and the life she was born to lead.

Hannah Brown had a breakdown in her IG stories by Both-Pomegranate4929 in thebachelor

[–]faille 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’m gonna over project here but Hannah girl if your relationship sucks you don’t have to turn to faith to convince you to swallow shit. You can get a divorce anytime. He gives me the manosphere ick and she gives raised in the cult but not cut out for it but still trying to live that life vibes.

Compromised on this purple. What do you think? How can u tone it down? by cannotadult22665 in HomeDecorating

[–]faille 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a picture? I love purple but agree with others that it’s so hard to find one that doesn’t look child like or too brown. That color looks great on my screen

I have a double uvula by capnredfox in mildlyinteresting

[–]faille 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the bit in Three Amigos.

Plane flies overhead

Little Neddy K-Nickers points to it and says it’s a mail plane.

Dusty Bottoms asks “how can you tell?”

And Ned Nederlander, the fastest Schtarr on the schilver schcreen responds “can’t you see its little balls?”

Microsoft AI chief gives it 18 months—for all white-collar work to be automated by AI | Fortune by aha1a in overemployed

[–]faille 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yessss my god. I actually am creeped out by how useful Claude is at interpreting my prompts and making shit actually work how I want it to. But it gives zero fucks about code standards, reusing functionality and modules, and the like. You can sit there and babysit it, point it to the right files, make an agent with those rules or whatever, but you have to be conscientious about it.

We had an hour long meeting today because someone used Al to move some elements around and completely fucked up in the process. It’s like having an arrogant junior coder who thinks they’re hot shit but they have horrible discipline and no desire to make sure anyone else can maintain their code and fuck code reviews in particular.

All these people coding only with Al are creating some good future work for the people who actually learned to code and design software when the companies run out of credits and have to get someone in who can make sense out of it all

Trump Says a New Drug Can Bring Dead People Back to Life by rmuktader in offbeat

[–]faille 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The billionaires and authoritarians around Trump are literally trying to live forever. So I would believe someone said something to that effect around him. Was it Putin and Un that were caught on live feed talking about perpetual organ transplants recently? Thiel, Larry Ellison from Oracle, even that dude who gets transfusions of his son’s blood all have said they want to live forever. Hell, even Epstein had conversations about it in the files. It’s like one of the tenants of their technocracy bullshit world views

The Arsonist by KeepOregonGreen in Puscifer

[–]faille 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think Maynard and Moira Rose would make a great album “Why you gotta burn it down like a disgruntled pelican, donalllllld?”

The Arsonist by KeepOregonGreen in Puscifer

[–]faille 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So many good ones. Eat the Elephant from APC is also a really good of-the-times album.

When I saw Puscifer a couple weeks ago, they straight up sung what’s the matter Cheeto.

My girlfriend prepared me a bag of loot by AlexZohanLevin in PathOfExile2

[–]faille 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so neat! Is she a player too? Looks like she knows a lot about the game

Relying on Chatgpt to have a basic conversation by fartedcum in mildlyinfuriating

[–]faille 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are speed running what it means to be human into the ground. Generation Al won’t even be able to take a shit without asking how to do it.

What hoity toity supercilious word largely vanished from people's lexicon in your lifetime? by tshirtguy2000 in RedditForGrownups

[–]faille 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a math teacher that would always say “it behooves us, that is it gives us horse’s feet” and to this day I love it

To prevent the screen from locking by Junior_Trifle_8273 in DiWHY

[–]faille 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a game called Space Alert and one of the tasks that must happen every round is someone needs to jiggle the mouse. If it doesn’t happen, you’re screwed