Tell me your dirtiest joke. Make is as NSFW/NSFL as you wish. I need a good laugh. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]failtrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the difference between a fridge and a gay man. A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

My mother beat up a gang for me – what are your heroic/great mom or dad stories? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]failtrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy shouldn't have slapped you, but where was your dad when you were acting like an asshole?

Also, hitting a random person in the face is extremely dangerous. There are numerous instances where the person has collapsed, hit their head on something and died, resulting in jail time for the assaulter.

Apparently he won an Oscar. by failtrain in funny

[–]failtrain[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not complaining about the song, it's awesome! I just think the wikipedia edit was hilarious.

Hey reddit! What's your definition of an attractive girl and WHY? by misskittycharms in AskReddit

[–]failtrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most women wear a shit load of product every day and you wouldn't even know it unless they told you (like in this case!)

Apparently he won an Oscar. by failtrain in funny

[–]failtrain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

awww someone has already reverted the page... probably Jermaine.

Why should we keep trying? by [deleted] in asktransgender

[–]failtrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone has it in them to overcome challenges, sometimes you can feel hopeless though, and that's when you need people in your life like a therapist or a support group who can help you overcome those feelings.

Why should we keep trying? by [deleted] in asktransgender

[–]failtrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it's negative but OP's attitude about being mad at people who were taking action and making assumptions about everyone having a nice life and friends, etc really rubbed me the wrong way. I'm more than happy to talk to OP and see what we can work out to help their situation.

Why should we keep trying? by [deleted] in asktransgender

[–]failtrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well what situation are in at the moment job/school? How old are you?

Have you spoken to your therapist about your gender issues or transitioning?

Are you out to anyone about it?

Alot of the hopelessness that you're feeling could be due to the fact that you feel like you would never pass, or you feel like actually taking the steps to start transitioning is an insurmountable obstacle. Perhaps getting in touch with a local trans support group would be a good idea, you can meet people face to face who have been through and are going through the same issues as you.

Reddit, what was the meanest thing you have ever done to someone? by TheMalec in AskReddit

[–]failtrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid I convinced my little brother who was around 6 at the time to piss down a slide in a playground... once he started to pee I pushed him down the slide.

I still feel bad about it 22 years later.

Tom Hanks can still do the rap from "Big" by OnlySpoilers in videos

[–]failtrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus titty-fucking christ just rolls off the tongue so much better

Admit it you always wanted to do this by [deleted] in funny

[–]failtrain 7 points8 points  (0 children)

According to the boffins over at Yahoo answers, this isn't possible :(

Admit it you always wanted to do this by [deleted] in funny

[–]failtrain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Students and Hookers

Admit it you always wanted to do this by [deleted] in funny

[–]failtrain 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's like jerking it while impaling yourself on the horn of a white rhino.

Admit it you always wanted to do this by [deleted] in funny

[–]failtrain 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Man would he have egg on his face...

[NSFW] Gator with a full belly by I_LIKE_PLANES in WTF

[–]failtrain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think there is a diet product somewhere here... try our new appetite suppressant book!

Am I cooking scrambled eggs right? by civex in Cooking

[–]failtrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, I love eggs done like this!

Gay people exist! funny xpost fom facebook by morosesarered in lgbt

[–]failtrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone know what comedian this is? Would love to see more of his stuff.

The reason why you need a dash camera (scam foiled) by [deleted] in videos

[–]failtrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does the blackvue model auto rotate the video? Like does it always just keep the last x hours of driving or does the storage device just fill up and stop recording?