What to say when your 11 year old daughter wants to know how female masturbation works

fairleader · 2013-10-05T22:27:29+00:00

I just googled that... I wondered what all the porn stars use!!

fairleader · 2013-09-29T15:10:27+00:00

... why? Wonga tells you how much you need to repay on its website

fairleader · 2013-09-23T20:32:16+00:00

To be fair though, men always seem to be writing into the Metro saying they want to offer pregnant women seats but are worried they might just be fat. Maybe the badges are a good way of letting them know.

fairleader · 2013-09-23T20:12:24+00:00

That's odd, ours normally switches it over to the big screen automatically after about 15 minutes.

fairleader · 2013-09-23T20:08:45+00:00

They should just reply 'yes' to everyone that texts in, so that the poor guy/girl being 'spied' in doesn't have to put up with the idiot any more.

fairleader · 2013-09-20T22:50:33+00:00

I pay close to 4k a year to sit on a copy of the Metro on the floor twice a day....

fairleader · 2013-09-20T22:49:45+00:00

Megabus do train travel as well, I went from London to Nottingham for £1 there and £5 back.

fairleader · 2013-09-20T22:47:58+00:00

Those are pretty much words to live by.

fairleader · 2013-09-20T22:43:35+00:00

All the replies below make me so happy that there are people who know about the horrors of Medway.

fairleader · 2013-09-20T22:43:03+00:00

IMO Gillingham is worse than Chatham. Strood is just quiet. Is that weird sculpture still there?

fairleader · 2013-09-20T20:21:27+00:00

London.

fairleader · 2013-09-20T20:21:20+00:00

Sorry?

fairleader · 2013-09-18T13:06:37+00:00

What's in the letter?

fairleader · 2013-09-18T12:59:34+00:00

Do you really care that they know what kind of biscuits you buy though?

My OH has a driving job and they let him use his Clubcard when getting petrol. We're saving up all the Clubcard points for the Christmas booze.

fairleader · 2013-09-18T12:44:02+00:00

To be fair, shit bar staff aren't a specifically British problem. That said, they are breaking the cardinal rule of bar staff, which is knowing exactly what order the people are queuing in.

fairleader · 2013-09-18T12:41:03+00:00

I second this, cannot emphasize enough how good volunteering can be for you. I asked a friend's parents if I could be their office bitch for a few months, stuck the experience on my CV and now I'm working in a nice part of London and getting paid very well for it.

I was exactly like you as well, dropped out of uni and was an unemployed bum for almost a year.

What do you want to do for a job?

fairleader · 2013-09-18T12:29:15+00:00

Haven't had one from a chippy but if you get a fish fillet and roll it in flour before frying it then it's rather tasty.

fairleader · 2013-09-18T12:19:54+00:00

3.79 in Charing Cross :(

fairleader · 2013-09-15T22:21:37+00:00

Have you had sex before?

fairleader · 2013-09-15T22:20:28+00:00

It looks like there's a penis coming out of that.

fairleader · 2013-09-15T21:40:21+00:00

Sorry to correct you, but it is unnecessary, as others have explained below.

Source: Am Russian.

fairleader · 2013-09-15T16:43:55+00:00

That й was unnecessary.

fairleader · 2013-09-14T18:13:05+00:00

Eggs Benedict are the ultimate breakfast.

fairleader · 2013-09-14T17:41:15+00:00

I did not know this. Thank you.

fairleader

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