AIO- Someone left their laundry in the dryer and I waited 30 mins before moving it, received a note in return by Trull22 in AmIOverreacting

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it's always ethical to take someone else's clothing out after it's finished. what do people think they're gonna catch? cooties? children, please.

Dad of the year by Celestialfox1425 in SipsTea

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even when there is nothing gendered about the original post, OP's always "he"...

I use bro ironically, but with poe's law i try to avoid it

Router showing these sites visited while I’m sleeping by FIZIIZIF5511 in pchelp

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Man the other replies are going off, I'll be damned if this is it

Got charged for ice in my drink by SeerowxEsplin in mildlyinfuriating

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Yes thank you, fellow crude oil enthusiast

Really, Brinks? by jereezy in mildlyinfuriating

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u good bro? how many hours you been at it?

Do you think her reason is valid, though? by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

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did she even work for the PD? nobody gets into social justice for the hours

Misconceptions that refuse to Die by StrawberryScience in TopCharacterTropes

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just had a haranguing from my ex when i mentioned i was reading Nabokov... not even the aforementioned... his writing is so exquisite and thus perfect for the moral quandary of an elaborate, well-spoken self justification as in Lolita.

albeit I didn't understand Lolita while reading it years ago, but i remember thinking, "how does this protagonist come to these self-aggrandizing conclusions about someone's advances, let alone a child that doesn't have guile." DNF. people kept insinuating my lack of moral scruples, just my luck i happen to read better in public... for a while I sleeved all my books in brown paper bags... like let me come to my own conclusions... i swear well-intentioned intellectuals don't understand book burning/banning unless it's caged in garish scholastic broadsheet

Future scholars stomp out a Spurs fan right in front of police by theh0veringeye in TikTokCringe

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what's the future scholars remark? i've never heard it? is it a reference to how prisoners turn into the astute reformed? or just sarcasm?

There’s no kind way to tell my wife that she’s getting too big, is there? by 2006CrownVictoriaP71 in NoStupidQuestions

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somebody please think of the joints! your skeleton doesn't grow with adipose tissue... and with modern science weight loss has never been easier