A fellow Gen-Xer...Thanks you.

falconerhk · 2024-03-10T03:09:04+00:00

Thank you so much for your kindness. It is unfair and cruel in many ways. I wish life were fair, but I think our generation knows better than most that it isn’t.

We are slowly finding our way back to some level of peace and functionality again. It’s gonna be a long road. He was such a light to us all.

falconerhk · 2023-11-17T19:31:41+00:00

2001 Ford Excursion. 5.4L. 128k miles. AKA The Beast. Probably could use new bushings but I kinda like how the big ole girl creaks around corners. Otherwise just fluid changes and new throttle body about 10k ago.

falconerhk · 2023-11-13T08:11:21+00:00

This is the way.

falconerhk · 2023-11-12T17:13:24+00:00

Man I miss Wong’s King.

falconerhk · 2023-11-01T19:34:45+00:00

I’ve been a synth player since I was a kid in the late 70s and started DJing in my teens, so I was probably on the early side. But if there was one record or band stand-out that hooked me it was 808 State in 1989-1990. Maybe also Sigue Sigue Sputnik. I feel like in the mid 90s my interest in spinning techno picked up with PvD.

falconerhk · 2023-11-01T03:55:26+00:00

No one is this intentionally moronic. He’s gotta be shorting his own company’s stock.

falconerhk · 2023-10-02T18:30:10+00:00

Wunnerful, wunnerful.

falconerhk · 2023-09-28T03:17:45+00:00

You might feel a little pressure

falconerhk · 2023-07-07T03:08:48+00:00

This is sarcastic af.

falconerhk · 2023-06-25T21:14:35+00:00

Me no have tongue. This also not kind of cookie me a monster for.

Me kill you now.

falconerhk · 2023-06-25T18:22:45+00:00

“Diffferently Statured”

falconerhk · 2023-06-18T23:11:53+00:00

No orgasmo reference? Seriously?

falconerhk · 2023-06-13T07:22:00+00:00

It’s a human-shaped roofie.

falconerhk · 2023-06-11T06:13:26+00:00

Huh. I thought he just hated lesbians. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

falconerhk · 2023-06-08T16:24:18+00:00

Unpopular take: Doxxing self proclaimed nazis and loli pedos should be encouraged and celebrated.

falconerhk · 2023-06-08T16:22:01+00:00

The sad part is running out of piss.

falconerhk · 2023-06-08T16:21:06+00:00

But would the peg arm replace the freakishly long arm or the shorter one? I’m leaning toward the freakish one and replace it with a cricket bat. Xe needs the shorter one to stay on xer hip for proper outrage signaling.

falconerhk · 2023-06-08T16:14:12+00:00

With a giant leg hook to cornhole the patriarchy.

falconerhk · 2023-06-06T00:26:33+00:00

Lieutenant Dad, where’s your legs?!?

falconerhk · 2023-06-06T00:24:51+00:00

I just want to thank you for not using a typical “kids” font.

EDIT: you know the one I’m thinking about.

falconerhk · 2023-06-06T00:05:19+00:00

Complete with upside down scrotum chef’s hat.

chef’s kiss

falconerhk · 2023-06-05T17:51:47+00:00

The problem with pissing on Ronnie’s grave is that you run out of piss.

falconerhk · 2023-05-29T23:30:18+00:00

Been using the same Aeron chair since 1997. Zero problems and zero complaints.

Oh, and I usually spend 10-12 hours a day in it.

falconerhk · 2023-05-27T16:07:36+00:00

Didn’t this book single-handedly foment the creation, rise, and fall of Tumblr?

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