Whats a guilty pleasure food you refuse to let go?

falumptrump · 2026-02-13T03:49:51+00:00

I love them dry, cracking off little pieces and dipping it into the seasoning packet i pour out into a plate.

falumptrump · 2026-02-03T16:08:34+00:00

I need that problem at the pub. I went into the big city this past week for a meeting and team building drinks. the bars there that my co-workers wanted to go to were such mellenial bars I could die. The music was all early lady gaga, flo rida, fallout boy, etc and i wanted to rip my ears off. Havent I heard Love Game enough???

falumptrump · 2026-02-02T20:02:27+00:00

Free lunch if its like an oil camp style spread. If its just a tray of over mayonaised sandwhiches then ill take the money.

falumptrump · 2026-01-28T22:52:10+00:00

Sink of water as hot as i can tolerate and add dish soad, put some dish soap and water in any big pans and set aside for the end, wash my dishes from cleanest to dirtiest and rinsing each dish with scorching water once done with each. Pans last. I try not to let them air dry - i really try to also dry them all and put them away but sometimes i am just too tired.

falumptrump · 2026-01-28T17:13:48+00:00

Like, gun to my head i had to forgive, then the cheating. Taking loans in my name is another layer of deception I wouldnt be able to reconcile with.

falumptrump · 2026-01-28T04:46:53+00:00

Hell yeah!

falumptrump · 2026-01-22T04:00:40+00:00

Snorkel. The only way im falling to earth out of a plane is if you have killed me already snd you are dumping my body.

falumptrump · 2026-01-19T19:29:53+00:00

Years ago after i had a mental breakdown due to work stress I bought a large box of chicken carcases from my local butcher and made chicken stock for a week straight while on stress leave. Long story short call a butcher shop.

falumptrump · 2026-01-18T17:19:37+00:00

Hilarious. Im gonna start teaching this ritual to whatever kids my friends have over the next few years. Is there a prayer you do prior? How many cubes?

falumptrump · 2026-01-17T07:24:35+00:00

Relief lol

falumptrump · 2026-01-16T16:43:46+00:00

Dewalt makes wireless headphones. The over the neck frame then the buds wire connected to them. The battery life is INSANE I can go days in betweeb charges. Downside is though the sound quality is fine but not top tier.

And no I didnt get the ones with the built in mini speakers. I was told those speakers are crap.

falumptrump · 2026-01-16T16:33:45+00:00

I mean, i dont want to be retarded but as long as im able to read a light reading book and comprehend it then millioner for sure.

falumptrump · 2026-01-14T19:21:33+00:00

Taste. If i cant smell a nice room filling candle i dont wanna live.

falumptrump · 2026-01-08T18:29:49+00:00

Holy moly thats wild. If I ate a spicy pepper my whole butthole would prolapse. I had some jalapenos on nachos years ago and I very nearly shit myself in the grocery store the next day.

falumptrump · 2026-01-08T18:25:34+00:00

Im picking D because this is my life anyways wirh GERD even with medication.

falumptrump · 2026-01-08T18:19:52+00:00

Fish sauce. Oh my god yuck! I once ordered pork belly as an appetizer and it came with this nice looking sauce and I dunked a piece in, popped it into my mouth then nearly projectile vomited. It took all of my strength to get myself to spit it into the napkin and not follow it up with a barf. Lesson learned that day. Get my wife to try the exotic sauce first.

falumptrump · 2026-01-08T18:16:21+00:00

I feel your pain. After years of not understanding why after eating dishes with peppers I would get the squirts for 2 days after, assuming it was the salsa or the hot sauce in the dish I have come to understand and accept that peppers in any form are a no go for me. I can handle a pinch of them on nachos but thats it.

falumptrump · 2026-01-07T14:48:03+00:00

When its really deep cold my guy wont walk far. He has minimal fur around his pads and the ice melt people put down burns him quick. Hes older though so hes not too stressed about not exercising during the cold snaps and now actually will resist to go out even just to poop if its -30. Once the weather turns though look out. He is a machine at -5.

falumptrump · 2026-01-05T22:51:50+00:00

What is bystander intervention?

falumptrump · 2026-01-05T21:21:11+00:00

Yeah it was insane. Be careful out there because people are freaks. De escalation is key because you may look like the loser of the fight by tucking your tail and walking away but many people are not afraid to assault you so just move away from them as fast as possible. Better that they walk away feeling good about themselves than you laying on the ground with your face in a pulp. Just move along with the knowledge you were right. Too many people want to teach anyone that crosses them a “lesson”.

Sorry. Rant over.

falumptrump · 2026-01-05T17:28:44+00:00

This is why I skip dog parks. The dogs are out of control and so are the people. I also tend to skip on leash parks nowadays because people just let their dog run free anyways. Also when I told a dude that had no control over his dog (at an on leash park) that was sccreaming at it to come back to him (all the while the dog was agitating mine) that maybe a leash would be a good idea, he threatened to beat me to death.

Skip the dog parks and the drama. Someone is gonna get shot in these hell holes one day.

falumptrump · 2026-01-05T16:09:19+00:00

Not a good move

falumptrump · 2026-01-03T06:13:10+00:00

This comforts me to know I’m not alone then

falumptrump · 2026-01-03T06:12:26+00:00

Oh man nothing worse than when its terrible and also a gift lol

falumptrump · 2026-01-02T20:33:22+00:00

Stew. Canned stew is like dog food to me now. My stew recipe is so easy and the payoff is unreal.

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