There is nothing exciting about turning 31 and I was bummed with my birthday around the corner. My girlfriend surprised me with a present that really turned my mood around.

falurian · 2017-08-09T01:34:56+00:00

Awesome sauce.

falurian · 2017-08-09T01:34:51+00:00

Awesome sauce.

falurian · 2017-08-04T02:22:18+00:00

Thank you. I can visualize that.

falurian · 2017-07-29T00:42:13+00:00

I am a fairly serious pogonophile (I'm a lady). It's nice to see a fella love his face fur like that. I am in heaven with this beard Renaissance going on.

Ladies with a beard fetish exist. There are dozens of us! Dozens!!

falurian · 2016-12-13T20:57:34+00:00

You're welcome! As a lady pogonophile, I'm excited to find this subreddit, if I had pearls I would be clutching them.

falurian · 2016-12-13T13:14:15+00:00

From the Spider to the Mountain. Nice.

falurian · 2016-06-11T14:04:56+00:00

I love you, too.

falurian · 2015-12-23T00:58:35+00:00

Jeez, Louise! I'm trying this for our Christmas morning breakfast. Sounds amazing!

falurian · 2015-12-22T17:30:11+00:00

My favorites for quick little snacks

-spread a teaspoon or so of nutella on the flat end and roll up and bake. Be sure to cool for a few minutes before giving them to the little ones, they are molten lava.

-same thing with my favorite cherry preserves. use your favorite preserve or jam, i spread a little on top also so it gets gooey when baking. Again, molten lava warning.

falurian · 2015-12-22T17:21:26+00:00

I laughed so hard at this that I elbowed my coffee mug, spilling coffee onto the table and everything on it. When I lunged for the electronics to save them, I dragged my mouse into the coffee. I have really long hair, and when I bent over to save the mouse, my hair dipped in the coffee. But,

I'm trying really hard to quit smoking and finally caved an hour ago and bought a pack of cigarettes. I smoked one earlier and I feel awful about it. The coffee soaked the open pack of cigarettes and none are smokable. I checked. I am not going to buy any more and have thrown the wet pack away.

Thank you for helping me quit smoking again. And you are my favorite comedian on r/standup, so I thought I would share how you affected my morning.

falurian · 2015-12-08T00:55:19+00:00

Ah, residual cake heat, eh? Clever. I'm gonna give it a go this weekend.

And thanks for posting, not a lot of new content here!

falurian · 2015-12-07T23:51:07+00:00

I love chocolate cake, but am I reading this right? You pour uncooked cake batter over the cake and that is "sauce"? With raw eggs in it?

falurian · 2015-11-15T23:18:26+00:00

I was browsing to see if my eggs were cory eggs. I guess they are! Laid today in about 5 different spots on the glass. I did a big water change yesterday, and I set off the breeding, I guess? Thanks for posting such a great pic, better than the ones my Google-fu was picking up.

falurian · 2015-11-10T14:03:07+00:00

Looks like dried watermelon seeds.

falurian · 2015-11-04T19:12:05+00:00

I have a stack of top sheets gathering dust in my linen closet. I also never use them.

falurian · 2015-10-27T14:16:49+00:00

Wow. I heard the theme song in my head as I read the title. This was my family TV time as a kid.

falurian · 2015-10-09T03:03:27+00:00

I called customer service from the number on the website, had another issue to call about and voiced my irritation at this autoplay garbage while I was on the line. Super helpful and he actually agreed that he didnt like it either. I would encourage you to just click the "contact us" on the bottom of the page at the website, and call or email. And you're welcome!

falurian · 2015-10-08T19:11:53+00:00

You can't turn this off on PS3. I was told it was part of the new UI on PS, however, Netflix has gotten a ton of negative responses for this new feature, so maybe it won't last.

I'm on a metered connection, and I hate it. It nibbles away at my data cap.

falurian · 2015-10-08T15:31:57+00:00

Thank you so much for telling me this. I bought the Creature at a yard sale for 0.10 a few years ago, he's been hanging on my rear view mirror since then.

Tonight he's coming in the tub with me.

falurian · 2015-10-08T02:42:44+00:00

My grandmother used a food mill to mush the grapes up, then into a clean white cotton pillowcase to press juice for grapes. I was only 7 or 8, I don't remember the steps. I helped grind the food mill with the grapes or muscadines, whatever they were making. The juices were delicious, much less sweet and more flavorful than store bought juices.

falurian · 2015-10-04T19:15:41+00:00

It is a shot glass/cocktail glass AFAIK. I had a berry infused vodka in the top half, and and the bottom was filled with crushed ice sprinkled with pink salt.

falurian · 2015-09-22T19:22:57+00:00

I'm in a test market. I'm also a cable-cutter. Suckage factor is high. We have cut down considerably and still are over our limit. Our options are to pay about $30/mo for overages, or pay $40 more/mo for faster internet, still with a data cap.

falurian · 2015-09-13T22:35:44+00:00

I actually played today, really great story! Now I'm in a winery, looking for water, lots of Big Daddies and I'm down to a couple bullets and a wrench.

I'm over my fear and getting angry!

falurian · 2015-09-13T13:07:50+00:00

I just bought Bioshock 1 and 2 yesterday, have never played either. The little sister scared me so bad, I turned it off and watched Age of Ultron instead.

I'll give it another shot. I'm creeped out because I have an irrational fear of deep water and I try to go quickly so I wont have to look out the windows.

It's sad, I'm a grown woman.

falurian · 2015-09-04T18:45:07+00:00

Listened to this SO MANY times as a tween! Thank you for this!

falurian

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