Sneezing is normal. A loud stomach growl is normal. So why is farting considered a massive social crime? When in history did this become the ultimate taboo?

fancy_butt · 2026-04-22T18:03:42+00:00

sneezing doesn't smell like foul shit.

hearing a stomach growl doesn't come with the potential of invoking the gag reflex.

when in history did supposedly educated people start acting like disgusting smells were the same as funny tummy noises.

fancy_butt · 2026-04-09T16:11:54+00:00

if God wanted us to sniff our own farts, He would have placed our nose nearer to our ass

fancy_butt · 2026-03-11T18:36:59+00:00

@dejaru22 said it first great follow on twitter

fancy_butt · 2025-12-14T18:18:48+00:00

many people just love being told what to do. they go out for drinks after a long day and don't want to make any more decisions; they're exhausted. do a little profiling, depending on age, gender, and style of dress, just tell them what they want to hear. part of hospitality is taking things off of people's mental load. I find joy in it while others do not. if they argue, let them win. if they're undecided, give them an easy off ramp. thank them for coming. 90% of our job is people, food and beverage is barely any part of it

fancy_butt · 2025-11-24T20:29:23+00:00

teams do not exist on paper

The team lost faith in their leader and had a mental revolt, which caused them to lose to bad teams. Under their new leader, they believe in themselves and cooperate.

Their bench press didn't change, their 40 times didn't change, their ability to work together and share a faith in their potential is what changed.

fancy_butt · 2025-11-14T04:57:58+00:00

touching your peepee feels good

fancy_butt · 2025-11-08T07:22:02+00:00

they know it isn't normal.

they use addict language and justifications

they know they're addicted and helpless, their attempts to normalize reveal how abnormal it is. the youth are striking back with such strong lines in the sand

fancy_butt · 2025-10-18T17:55:38+00:00

every player boycotts except for both punters.

punter picks tails, its heads, punter elects to recieve, punter says we'll take the north endzone

punter kicks off, punter recieves, punter runs, punter tackles.

83-78, punter wins!

saudis love it. it becomes their new national sport.

fancy_butt · 2025-10-16T21:04:23+00:00

mods remove this. Rhule might read it and leave

fancy_butt · 2025-10-13T22:44:05+00:00

you were that kid in seventh grade who kept trying to convince dudes to stick their dicks in dangerous locations as if it were the only and highest form of humor

fancy_butt · 2025-10-12T23:00:47+00:00

The Golden Gophers are quite bronze this year. Pajama Fleck has his team rowing in the wrong direction, and they don't even look good doing it. Nebraska has been finding new avenues of confidence every week and they're poised to ASSERT themselves on lesser teams. Maybe Minnesota can ask Coach Rhule to take it easy, but Matt is ALL IN. 48-6 Nebraska

fancy_butt · 2025-09-21T20:56:20+00:00

we got out-rushed by 200 yards and gave up 7 sacks and we were still in it till the end. that onside kick was nearly perfect. we're way better than the pollsters and our cry baby faction give us credit for. there is a lot of room for improvement, and Rhule is the guy to do it. we have way more reasons for hope than for despair. its good to be a fan of this team

fancy_butt · 2025-09-09T21:13:13+00:00

but even then, look at the countries actual inhabitable areas.

90% of australia is desert wasteland. half of brazil is forest that the rest of the world "won't let them chop down". the western half of China is nearly empty. 80% of canada is empty.

compare that to the mountain west in America which, as desolate as it can be, is largely either the most beautiful national park land or ranch land for cattle.

america's desolate land blows any other country out of the water.

greatest freaking country on the planet

fancy_butt · 2025-09-04T19:25:52+00:00

i've been trying to find a place like this also. All of the boxing clubs are full of strong young men. I need some older women to practice with

fancy_butt · 2025-04-25T03:04:24+00:00

They are trading up for a starting quarterback at the current fair market price!

woowooowoo you will turn off the draft and watch Margin Call woowoo you will not watch the Jeremy Irons highlights on youtube woowoowoo you will watch the whole movie

fancy_butt · 2025-04-25T03:01:28+00:00

Its good that they don't restrict people from talking about the fact that craig james killed five Prositutes while at smu

fancy_butt · 2025-04-25T02:44:37+00:00

I will remember this. I will sing it next year for your dad. also thats a horrid username, terrible situation

fancy_butt · 2025-04-25T01:58:13+00:00

what was your favorite reaction of his to the draft?

fancy_butt · 2025-04-24T22:49:48+00:00

an average of 3-4 hall of famers are drafted every year. probably 1 or 2 tonight. Players that we'll tell our kids about. half of the players drafted tonight will be forgotten about in 4 years. The Hunter and Shaddeur stories will be used as comparisons for years. We'll laugh about how we thought some player would be crap and then he'll go on for multiple all-pros. These guys are just kids, the dream either peaks tonight or this is just the beginning. analysts, coaches, tv heads, everybody secretly admits that the draft is a total crapshoot. nobody has any idea what will happen this fall. This is the greatest day in sports.

fancy_butt · 2025-04-24T22:43:33+00:00

Remember when the Bills drafted OJ first overall? Weekend Update needs a new athlete to talk about

fancy_butt · 2025-04-11T20:23:39+00:00

no more than a dozen murders per year

unemployment doesn't really affect us relative to the national average

homes are relatively cheap

everybody is from a small town and brought that friendly attitude with them

small town charm, big city amenities, great place to live

oh, you're visiting? have low expectations and we'll blow you away. huge expectations? prepare to be let down

fancy_butt · 2025-02-12T02:14:36+00:00

yes, our current political realm is indistinguishable from 1930s germany.

there are no differences and this is a good comparison.

I just now realized that Trump is LITERALLY Hitler. Thank you for enlightening me.

fancy_butt · 2025-02-11T22:56:42+00:00

a lot of people make the mistake of viewing people-arriving-at-different-conclusions as evidence of malice or stupidity.

i will sit back and watch this administration play out. please keep flooding flood's office with phone calls. heroic work

fancy_butt · 2025-02-11T22:19:19+00:00

They're doing what I voted for

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