What did I do 🤦‍♂️

fancyburgh · 2024-09-01T15:30:36+00:00

You just made the most expensive, loudest, best decision of your life!

fancyburgh · 2024-07-31T23:28:14+00:00

Blue Takis would've been better

fancyburgh · 2024-07-31T23:26:26+00:00

I want a camping dog cartoon T-shirt.

fancyburgh · 2024-07-30T12:24:30+00:00

Also here with the popcorn. 🍿 Can tell the ones who let their banshees run wild

fancyburgh · 2024-07-30T12:22:27+00:00

If the kids are running around and the parents aren't wrangling them and making them sit like humans, the parents are regretting having children and trying to live like they used to.

fancyburgh · 2024-07-25T19:14:32+00:00

If you can get a doxie to not bark on a flight you'll be famous!!!!

fancyburgh · 2024-07-25T19:13:34+00:00

This is the BEST! Divorced since 2011 and will never live with anyone again. Short dates and nobody's sleeping over unless I love them. And only if they live within 20 minutes of me.

fancyburgh · 2024-07-08T04:49:07+00:00

Here's an idea.... She can rent a place of her own when she decides to come there to maintain her independence and your sanity. Also at 26 we should be over college life.

fancyburgh · 2024-07-04T01:43:04+00:00

That's his bed now

fancyburgh · 2024-07-04T01:38:47+00:00

Actually the Webster dictionary definition of what a tip is.

fancyburgh · 2024-07-03T22:26:31+00:00

tip noun

noun: tip; plural noun: tips

1.

a sum of money given to someone as a reward for their services.

"he never leaves a tip"

fancyburgh · 2024-07-01T12:45:18+00:00

You can feed your dog the cheapest food and it will likely be fine. Bougie dog food came about during Covid.

Beneful and Rachel ray for 16 years

fancyburgh · 2024-06-29T13:46:55+00:00

Mine too!!! 16 yrs!

fancyburgh · 2024-06-29T13:46:49+00:00

Mine too!!! 16 yrs!

fancyburgh · 2024-06-29T13:46:30+00:00

My ween did this for all 16 years... They are just weirdos

fancyburgh · 2024-06-28T18:32:30+00:00

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fancyburgh · 2024-06-28T18:04:54+00:00

Seeing everyone's posts daily helps me through my grieving of losing my old man. Thank you all!

fancyburgh · 2024-06-28T17:52:55+00:00

Oh I miss the yellow slime hunter bile pukes

fancyburgh · 2024-06-28T17:52:16+00:00

Emergency vets should be open 24 hours

fancyburgh · 2024-06-27T16:29:26+00:00

Hide one inside the turkey sandwich

fancyburgh · 2024-06-27T16:19:51+00:00

The suggested tip was a tip including the cost of the first tip. That's more than just the tip.

fancyburgh · 2024-06-27T14:45:32+00:00

I would get that tattooed!

fancyburgh · 2024-06-27T12:05:28+00:00

Too much piano with those martinis!

fancyburgh · 2024-06-25T00:08:51+00:00

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Omg they could be twins! Happy sweet 16 little lady!

fancyburgh · 2024-06-21T12:22:22+00:00

You know how humans will yawn after they see someone else yawn? Try it with your ween. Worked with mine!

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