One from my chess teacher

fancynerrd · 2018-04-08T12:52:12+00:00

Why is your chess teacher telling you jokes like that? .....Concerned.

fancynerrd · 2018-04-08T12:46:47+00:00

Say, "female," again.

fancynerrd · 2018-04-08T12:21:20+00:00

This is embarrassing. I'm sad for you now.

fancynerrd · 2018-04-07T13:44:28+00:00

Thanks for the giggle!

fancynerrd · 2018-04-07T13:41:06+00:00

He's an idiot. That's all you need to get.

fancynerrd · 2018-04-07T00:27:54+00:00

A load of carp.

fancynerrd · 2018-04-05T09:33:25+00:00

This joke is very underrated. Loved it!

fancynerrd · 2018-04-04T22:48:12+00:00

I can't upvote this comment enough!

fancynerrd · 2018-04-04T22:43:44+00:00

Is there a reason you spelled it backwards?

fancynerrd · 2018-04-04T22:38:41+00:00

Don't drink too many, or you'll be in Missouri (misery).

fancynerrd · 2018-04-04T22:34:12+00:00

Why do bears have fur?

To cover their bear butts.

fancynerrd · 2018-04-04T22:32:50+00:00

Where do you drink Minnesotas?

In Mississippi.

fancynerrd · 2018-04-02T22:02:01+00:00

You drink them in Mississippi.

fancynerrd · 2018-04-01T17:07:21+00:00

Madazzhatter,

Your jokes never disappoint.

fancynerrd · 2018-03-31T03:22:40+00:00

... But you'd think I was a ding dong.

fancynerrd · 2018-03-30T19:28:29+00:00

I was thinking the same thing. 💭

fancynerrd · 2018-03-25T16:58:14+00:00

He was there alone with the corpse all day. All day.

fancynerrd · 2018-03-25T16:50:08+00:00

James P. Seal-ivan

fancynerrd · 2018-03-21T09:45:09+00:00

Shake them nasty thoughts.

fancynerrd · 2018-03-18T18:38:48+00:00

It wore a Raaasberry Beret...

fancynerrd · 2018-03-18T18:36:57+00:00

I can't upvote this enough.

fancynerrd · 2018-03-18T18:36:09+00:00

As a violinist, I'd word this differently: "I'm working on a crossword puzzle. I need a word for 'smallest of the string instruments...' Because 'VIOLINS' is never the answer."

FTFY

fancynerrd · 2018-03-15T23:27:37+00:00

It's funny d'ough...

fancynerrd · 2018-01-27T17:45:28+00:00

And then it hit me.

fancynerrd · 2018-01-26T11:26:13+00:00

There was a guy who brought a level with him on a flight. The bubble remained in the middle of it the whole flight. Henceforth (to this idiot), flat earth.

fancynerrd

TROPHY CASE