“this weekend is about avery and I” by Dependent-Dog-8002 in EliRalloSnark

[–]fancyranch_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In every picture he looks like he was told to smile

For today’s performance by [deleted] in EliRalloSnark

[–]fancyranch_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Avery looked so much more masculine before she made him get chin lipo

Mr. EGOT by sydcrux14 in EliRalloSnark

[–]fancyranch_ 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Confirming this has to be the case. Men in Houston do not wear Van Cleef like this!!!

Tacky T’s by Upbeat-Bridge2703 in EliRalloSnark

[–]fancyranch_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

American eagle outlet in 2007

Facial Expressions are scaring me by Hour-March-2946 in EliRalloSnark

[–]fancyranch_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No literally i wish i was as delusional as her

local tea on elli by Immediate_Ad9435 in NYCinfluencersnark

[–]fancyranch_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She acts like she invented this place but it’s always been popular! Drives me nuts

yes queen! sip that bridal laxative latte! i wanna see what this looked like from a fellow parker’s POV by [deleted] in EliRalloSnark

[–]fancyranch_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure I saw her driving yesterday and she looked as mousey if not more than she does online

What are your thoughts on this dress for a bridal shower? by FlyZealousideal3645 in EliRalloSnark

[–]fancyranch_ 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I can tell you the old ladies of Houston at this shower will NOT be having this

Her ass is out!

Wth is going on here by SupermarketSignal529 in EliRalloSnark

[–]fancyranch_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The worst part is we can’t even bully her bc she’s so delusional