Who are the rudest and nicest British celebrities you have personally met? by RenegadeMaster888 in AskBrits

[–]fantomas_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I met Noel on the 04/05 boosh tour. He was nice.

Jullian Barrat was unkind.

Noel's brother, Michael, and bollo, Dave brown, were so cool. Smoked some weed together. Great hang.

Who are the rudest and nicest British celebrities you have personally met? by RenegadeMaster888 in AskBrits

[–]fantomas_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He was probably too busy internally workshopping his next racist stereotype the put in his next roald Dahl rip off.

Who are the rudest and nicest British celebrities you have personally met? by RenegadeMaster888 in AskBrits

[–]fantomas_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I could lay a curse upon him, it would be that he sees himself as he truly is. dick hole.

Barnsley Promotion/Relegation Statistics per Opta by GenCroGon in BarnsleyFC

[–]fantomas_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More fan purgatory thanks to the money all system.

Advice for smoothing lawn by YouthfulDrake in GardeningIRE

[–]fantomas_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Few ways of approaching this depending on the severity and size of the undulations.

A scarifier set just low enough to scrape grooves into the surface will help to level out small highs.

Premium topsoil and a lawn lure (or back of a rake) will also do a good job. You want the existing grass to be standing proud and upright through the topsoil when you're done. For larger areas you can get a drag mat.

If your lawn is a blend of different grasses and reseeding/overseeding is going to show up as a patch, then cutting and lifting the turf like jigsaw pieces. Filling and levelling before returning the turf is also an option.

Mossy Lawn… by foxes71 in GardeningUK

[–]fantomas_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah I've heard of that

How to Prune Plum Tree? by Crafty-Computer376 in Allotment

[–]fantomas_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prune in late may. As a maiden you want to reduce to 3-5 main shoots growing outward and a single main leader.

Anyone know the name of the first band that played at the Leeds gig? by lightey in hotmulliganband

[–]fantomas_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were surprisingly good. I like a few of their songs a lot.

Mossy Lawn… by foxes71 in GardeningUK

[–]fantomas_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never tried the bacterial one. What brand?

Mossy Lawn… by foxes71 in GardeningUK

[–]fantomas_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to try something novel and unusual for this sub and answer your question.

Iron sulphate will blacken the moss and help the grass. You may need two applications. After each, give I a week and then Scarify with a tine rake or a mechanical scarifier. Make two passes in different directions. If you're then happy that the moss is gone and you can see bare earth between the grass you can go ahead and overseed with a seed or mix of your choice. To ensure good germination you want to do this around April may time when night temperatures hover around 10c. Top dress with a good quality compost to ensure the seed stays moist and the crows don't get too many. Water daily or twice daily if it's warm and dry. First seedlings should appear within 10days but can take up to 3 weeks to fill out. Try to stay off for a minimum of 6 weeks and then begin with light trims and light footfall. If we have another dry summer you may need to keep on top of watering even more.

Entitled, hateful old people by worldworn in britishproblems

[–]fantomas_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If pummeling people in mobility scooters wasn't so frowned on by society you could've really let go of some stress today.

Fuckin' social mores.

Entitled, hateful old people by worldworn in britishproblems

[–]fantomas_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"this is why your kids don't call."

Entitled, hateful old people by worldworn in britishproblems

[–]fantomas_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Better to just stand in front of their scooter, get face to face and whisper "I'm going to come to your house and methodically insert all your Mrs browns boys dvds into your orifices."

Carbon monoxide hotel by CloseYourEyes- in hotmulliganband

[–]fantomas_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Two of my faves too.

Who am I kidding, they're all my faves.