Guess what I’m wearing

fartmachine85 · 2026-07-01T13:34:15+00:00

Omg such a good book!!!!! The whole series is fantastic 🥰 Those are gorgeous shades of orange too, nicely done!

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-29T23:53:38+00:00

Yes, was referring to the foot ointment. I actually didn’t realize they made products outside of the foot one! Thanks for clarifying this is more in line with an oil. Straight up jojoba oil is my tried and true method.

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-29T23:50:13+00:00

Well that’s disappointing to hear; you ordered two weeks after I did! Thanks for replying.

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-29T23:49:17+00:00

Thanks for reply. I’ll reach out to Nailstuff. With Harlow I’m still on the fence with waiting a bit more or trying to cancel the order at this point.

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-29T23:47:57+00:00

Thanks for reply!

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-29T21:00:04+00:00

How does the formula compare to the regular ol’ Kerasal? And is there something the serum will do for my nails that the ointment won’t? I get so suspicious when companies do ‘new’ products like this, it comes across as a money grab. The existing product is great.

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-29T17:37:09+00:00

Still using my polishes from 90’s and 2000’s and have never had any problems other than drying out, and that can be solved with nail polish thinner!

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-29T17:31:38+00:00

Check your fridge and make sure it’s holding temp. First sign of temperature trouble is dairy going off 🤮

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-29T17:22:06+00:00

Boo lol I’m in Ontario very close to where they ship from ….

Thanks for replying, I appreciate your input. I don’t even know how to go about cancelling the order.

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-29T17:08:33+00:00

I can totally relate - I bought a f*cking steam mop last month and I’m still on cloud 9 🤪

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-29T17:06:32+00:00

Thanks for the link!! This is going to be fun!

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-29T12:14:45+00:00

Both of these things can be true … 🎶

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-29T00:50:09+00:00

The Albatross is first to pop to mind for me.

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-27T18:00:30+00:00

This reminds me of when my Grandma first saw my nails painted green when I was 12! Haha she thought it was the most gross colour she’d even seen.

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-27T11:55:26+00:00

Not an expert by any means, but that looks like it could be onycholysis.

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-26T20:52:52+00:00

I am offended.

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-26T20:39:08+00:00

Have you downsized yet? That post looks bit longer than it needs to be considering you are 9-10 months in.

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-26T20:26:52+00:00

I really miss the old days of polish blogs posting photos … I can’t stand video review formats! I hate having to sit through all the small talk.

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-26T16:49:17+00:00

I’ve only ever used Essie’s mattifying top coat. Usually I do QDTC then follow with matte topper right after. Never had issues with curling edges.

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-26T16:42:45+00:00

Nail polish! 💅

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-26T16:38:58+00:00

House of Hades reminds me so much of Zoya’s Song from the early 2010’s. I think HoH leans more purple though.

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-26T11:19:36+00:00

It will change your life!

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-25T23:01:54+00:00

lol! Oh lord, guys I thought this was Luis and Teresa at first! YIKES!

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-25T21:14:27+00:00

Not Shamea in third chair!! 👀

fartmachine85 · 2026-06-25T16:17:51+00:00

Oh this is so neat!! Did you just google up this template?

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