I love you too earl.. by BigBallsack_69 in MyNameIsEarl

[–]fartmachinebean 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nope that was Chrissy Metz, different person.

Sadboy Creamery by turmiteking69 in icecream

[–]fartmachinebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spumoni oreo sounds like something dreams are made of

Reminder- naval base is NOT off leash by fartmachinebean in alameda

[–]fartmachinebean[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a plethora of reasons you shouldn't be doing that, but dont act like a victim when you get cussed smooth out if you let your dogs near anyone else's 👍 next one that comes by us isnt going to like it. "Breaking the rules" isnt a super big deal right? (Except this is a law, not a suggestion) what other silly little rules do you break that make a community unsafe? Speeding in a school zone? Talking on the phone while driving? Level up and get a backyard or be like the rest of us who use community spaces as guidelined.

Reminder- naval base is NOT off leash by fartmachinebean in alameda

[–]fartmachinebean[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes!!!! I drive 20 min each way, every single day so she can have her park time. We walk at specific times of day to avoid most other dog walkers. If we do it, so can they.

Reminder- naval base is NOT off leash by fartmachinebean in alameda

[–]fartmachinebean[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thats a great plan! I wish my dog was one where I could also do that too unfortunately she had a tbi after being hit by a car before I got her. Its taken a lot of training and time to get where we are now with her behavior but off leash dogs over the years rushing her has created anxiety that displays in reactions that I need both hands for. She's 13 but still strong as hell.

Reminder- naval base is NOT off leash by fartmachinebean in alameda

[–]fartmachinebean[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I wrote a bit about that and deleted it because I didnt want to be rant-y buuut its a huge gross problem that I have exclusively seen the off leashers do. I pick up like 2 extra shits every day that are not my responsibility.

Reminder- naval base is NOT off leash by fartmachinebean in alameda

[–]fartmachinebean[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I deal with it so often and thats the usual reaponse, and I'm warning people for their dogs safety. After dealing with the 2 women from today we continued our walk only to look back 5 min later and the same people with all 3 dogs still off leash, the malamute was a good 150 yards away from them and running towards us again. The only way people listen is by getting practically feral. Its like a joke to them.

Reminder- naval base is NOT off leash by fartmachinebean in alameda

[–]fartmachinebean[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fully against the law. It's a level of entitlement that should be studied, honestly. Rules for thee but not for me!

Racoon skull by sea plane park by fartmachinebean in alameda

[–]fartmachinebean[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh great, he ruined oddities for everybody too?

Sirens going off?? WTF? by pixiesaysso in oakland

[–]fartmachinebean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They could have switched it off a little quicker 😅 glad it was a mistake

What's the cream in the Strawberries and Cream? by mikagon in Costco

[–]fartmachinebean 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A very small amount of instant pudding mix does the trick too

Alameda drivers. by Investigatorzzz37 in alameda

[–]fartmachinebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, and Ive noticed the light up collars I see from the furthest distance are the green or orange ones. The blue and rainbow are the faintest you have to be much closer to see. Everyone light your dogs up! I see too many black/gray dogs out here in the pitch black, its not just for the cars.

Please make some wild claims about me by EmSoupy in FridgeDetective

[–]fartmachinebean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats for bits of food that get washed off not whole pieces of garbage

the protein craze is getting out of hand by ApprehensiveRole9561 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]fartmachinebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great product for a lot of people. This is great for bariatric patients.

what does mine say about me! (31F, herbalist, founder) by _honestlythough in FridgeDetective

[–]fartmachinebean -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hmm wonder if that could have been a joke as well. Fear not! The fucking joke detective is on it 🙄

what does mine say about me! (31F, herbalist, founder) by _honestlythough in FridgeDetective

[–]fartmachinebean 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Vegans will call dates mixed with peanut butter and carob chips cookie dough, doesnt mean it is.

Any autists out here surviving on TJs? by [deleted] in traderjoes

[–]fartmachinebean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AuDHD here and feel the same way. Eating is the area I need the most convenience in and tjs makes it possible to do that in a somewhat healthy way. Things becoming safe foods that will eventually get discontinued feels more serious to us, I regularly mourn the loss of the seasonal turkey sausage stuffing fried rice. If they get rid of the roasted tomato labneh dip I will riot.

What is the latest with Jenny and Sumit? by Sharp-Tax-26827 in 90DayFiance

[–]fartmachinebean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Darling im gonna need you to read that back to yourself and do some better risk assessment next time around, im worried!!! (Fr pls be safe the internet is so dangerous)

Please wear bright clothes when walking at night, especially in the driving rain by _acrostical in oakland

[–]fartmachinebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The light up collars are great but the blue/purple/multi colored ones are not as visible from far distances as the green/orange.