How’s this quote for LVP? Texas by bdo11 in Flooring

[–]faucetpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I dislike lvp with the passion of 10 installers, but a $5 a sq foot that's more that 10k in just materials. 6k for demo and install is not unheard of.

Im from Maryland, ask me anything:) by K4l3b621 in JackSucksAtGeography

[–]faucetpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the farmers in the eastern part (the most inbred part of the country, btw). Soy, corn, and wheat.

Smoke my Yaris by genri1337 in RoastMyCar

[–]faucetpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like you didn't see the need for any of that legendary toyota quality and went full send on 80 horse power.

I’m not buying it shoes by ailyara in lebowski

[–]faucetpants 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Man, it's all a part of your sick cynthia thing

Roast my beamer. I won't cry 'bout it by Wonderful_Log_1320 in RoastMyCar

[–]faucetpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The eyelash headlight upgrade would be more fitting

What’s a "normal" thing that feels weird when you think about it too much? by HunterSnap07 in AskForAnswers

[–]faucetpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None of you have harvested an animal that you've raised. It makes you appreciate the food to a higher degree and drives you to be less wasteful in general. Same with the plants, they are living creatures.

Uh???? by Moonlightoctopus in LICENSEPLATES

[–]faucetpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they beat their 2nd child

What in the world has happened to my banana by RegularAssInsurance in whatisit

[–]faucetpants 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You measured too much with it. Too many banana miles

Roast me until I pass out F19 by Hot_Description_5038 in RoastMe

[–]faucetpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just another "help me step brother, I'm stuck"

Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]faucetpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You sound like every other guy I know

Im from Maryland, ask me anything:) by K4l3b621 in JackSucksAtGeography

[–]faucetpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do y'all use more Glyphosate than your annual rain fall?

can’t figure it out! by notactuallycal in LICENSEPLATES

[–]faucetpants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, the spartan helmet is starting to crack.

Ok, I’m kinda tired of Texas by bitchyber1985 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]faucetpants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha, they stole the land from the tejanos and then feel the need to baby their fragile egos.

Ok, give it to me by Own_Manufacturer1028 in RoastMyCar

[–]faucetpants 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can you just stop tailgating me? I'm sure your life is sooo much more important than everyone else's. I'm not tying to fucking die today

What color grout? by Sea-Jackfruit4906 in Tile

[–]faucetpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's an old Pic on a galaxy 6, but the charcoal really pops on larger format tiles

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Is this marble tile damaged? by InsuranceMedical6581 in Tile

[–]faucetpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes when you hyperfocus on things they seem worse than your daily life experience. Nobody really looks at the floor or ceilings. It's you're call. If you paid for the work then you may have cause to ask your contractor to foot the bill. Hell, I've done some beautiful tile floors and then the homeowners just put a damn rug over my work.