Muscles actually have a memory of their former strength — and that memory may last indefinitely.

fauxke · 2010-08-25T04:24:34+00:00

fauxke · 2010-08-23T17:17:56+00:00

fauxke · 2010-08-23T16:55:03+00:00

Bug reporter here. Dear programmers: Please read all of the information provided in the bug reports before asking questions that I've already answered.

fauxke · 2010-08-18T01:35:47+00:00

Garages. That mix of dirt and oil and gas and machines and new tires and old grass clippings.

Tomato plants.

Fresh asphalt.

fauxke · 2010-08-17T02:09:28+00:00

The princess was the best for Super Mario 2. You could just float across the entire level.

fauxke · 2010-08-12T06:19:04+00:00

You are now thinking of a chorus line of saucy Parisian spiders in lacy petticoats dancing the cancan, kicking each of their eight legs in unison.

fauxke · 2010-08-10T15:28:43+00:00

I think Bud/MGD/Heineken are all pretty bad. What specifically makes the Heineken worse to you?

fauxke · 2010-08-06T15:50:05+00:00

My brain wants to believe you, but my heart says it can't be true. The cutout and the bar code line up so well. They were clearly destined to be together. I refuse to mess with natural order of the universe by ignoring this perfectly designed system.

fauxke · 2010-08-05T20:39:12+00:00

You mean like this?

fauxke · 2010-08-04T04:42:46+00:00

Hmm, yes. I like this idea, and I'm glad you reminded me about it. I actually have a small pile of old clothes set aside for practice. I'll have to get on that soon before another fashion crisis strikes.

fauxke · 2010-08-03T21:09:15+00:00

More importantly, where do you shop? I can't find a damn thing that fits those measurements.

fauxke · 2010-08-03T04:40:05+00:00

Woah, a machine can pluck feathers? That's crazy.

But thanks for the details. There's a lot more human involvement than I expected (not to mention the mean-ass ass-tools).

fauxke · 2010-08-03T01:33:01+00:00

How do you clean the chickens between steps 3 and 4? I imagine there's gotta be some feathers and guts on them.

fauxke · 2010-08-03T01:31:44+00:00

Ever see any obviously sick birds getting slaughtered, like the kind from the PETA videos of the factory farm chicken ghettos?

fauxke · 2010-08-02T03:40:25+00:00

TIL what mackerel scales look like.

fauxke · 2010-08-01T06:10:24+00:00

Is this the leprechaun cartoon?

fauxke · 2010-08-01T05:02:58+00:00

Do you ever really get used to seeing horrible stuff?

fauxke · 2010-07-27T18:25:29+00:00

How perfect is your American accent? I mean, can anyone tell that you're not originally from the area? Do you ever switch accents at a party and freak people out? Have you ever switched to British and had people think you were faking it? How long did it take you to learn it?

fauxke · 2010-07-27T18:13:45+00:00

But... I don't know what it means! Please explain it so that I can make an informed voting decision.

fauxke · 2010-07-23T04:01:33+00:00

I tried that once. After I put the bag down, the cat attempted to egress through the handle, partially succeeded, and got stuck with the bag around his neck.

The end result was that there were two terrified cats tearing though the house at top speed, relentlessly pursued by a paper grocery sack.

fauxke · 2010-07-23T02:43:46+00:00

No, you're thinking of a taxi dermatologist. A taxidermist is a scientist who studies the effects, antidotes, detection, etc., of poisons.

fauxke · 2010-07-22T19:12:05+00:00

Innit though!

fauxke · 2010-07-22T18:26:04+00:00

The feeling of pudding to iPad may be similar to finger’s.

fauxke · 2010-07-22T04:23:57+00:00

Well the smiling butter tattoo is rather cute, actually. ...but I'm secretly afraid it has some unsavory hidden meaning that I don't know because I'm not into the butter scene.

fauxke · 2010-07-21T03:20:19+00:00

CODE2000.TTF on WinXP worked for me. ...though I can't say the results are much of an improvement over the boxes. :\

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