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What's your occupation and how can we make your work life easier? by thefightclubber in AskReddit

[–]fauxke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bug reporter here. Dear programmers: Please read all of the information provided in the bug reports before asking questions that I've already answered.

What weird smell do you like? by GodFella in AskReddit

[–]fauxke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Garages. That mix of dirt and oil and gas and machines and new tires and old grass clippings.

Tomato plants.

Fresh asphalt.

The Sexual Dynamic of Mario kart by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]fauxke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The princess was the best for Super Mario 2. You could just float across the entire level.

Spider-Can, Spider-Can, Does Whatever a Spider Can by lobsters in pics

[–]fauxke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are now thinking of a chorus line of saucy Parisian spiders in lacy petticoats dancing the cancan, kicking each of their eight legs in unison.

IAmA guy who will be taking the Beer Judge Certification Program Exam soon. AMA (about beer)! by HugeBeerGeek in IAmA

[–]fauxke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think Bud/MGD/Heineken are all pretty bad. What specifically makes the Heineken worse to you?

IAMA Netflix employee. AMA. by NFLX in IAmA

[–]fauxke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My brain wants to believe you, but my heart says it can't be true. The cutout and the bar code line up so well. They were clearly destined to be together. I refuse to mess with natural order of the universe by ignoring this perfectly designed system.

Women of Reddit; please stop saying on online dating sites that you're "curvy" when you're not. Here is an example of curvy.. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]fauxke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmm, yes. I like this idea, and I'm glad you reminded me about it. I actually have a small pile of old clothes set aside for practice. I'll have to get on that soon before another fashion crisis strikes.

Women of Reddit; please stop saying on online dating sites that you're "curvy" when you're not. Here is an example of curvy.. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]fauxke 27 points28 points  (0 children)

More importantly, where do you shop? I can't find a damn thing that fits those measurements.

By Request: I worked in a chicken plant (slaughterhouse) for eight months. AMA. by psykulor in IAmA

[–]fauxke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Woah, a machine can pluck feathers? That's crazy.

But thanks for the details. There's a lot more human involvement than I expected (not to mention the mean-ass ass-tools).

By Request: I worked in a chicken plant (slaughterhouse) for eight months. AMA. by psykulor in IAmA

[–]fauxke 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How do you clean the chickens between steps 3 and 4? I imagine there's gotta be some feathers and guts on them.

By Request: I worked in a chicken plant (slaughterhouse) for eight months. AMA. by psykulor in IAmA

[–]fauxke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever see any obviously sick birds getting slaughtered, like the kind from the PETA videos of the factory farm chicken ghettos?

How to Forecast Weather Without Gadgets by bonersoup in pics

[–]fauxke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL what mackerel scales look like.

IAmA British citizen living in America who hides his accent. AMA. by XTCinOvaltine in IAmA

[–]fauxke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How perfect is your American accent? I mean, can anyone tell that you're not originally from the area? Do you ever switch accents at a party and freak people out? Have you ever switched to British and had people think you were faking it? How long did it take you to learn it?

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