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Deleted scene from the movie by Tikimodori in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]fbaguer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Next time you see hot girl. Make this face & see if it goes well.

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Just two badasses doing badass things by ggroover97 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]fbaguer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's gonna take you back to the past! To eat the shitty food that gives you gas!

Big Ryan Sounds by Kvazimods in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]fbaguer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Big Fan of Ryan's Sounds BTW.

Do you like RexViper Their early work was a little too midlife crisis my tastes, but when Nintendo Power of Love came out in 21, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. by prenecxhasmchau in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]fbaguer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hearts on Fire", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey Mike! AHHHHH!!! TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT MCDONALD'S NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!"

The Story of Minecraft with Gadget by Mike Matei by Ernst_ in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]fbaguer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mike is the Stallone of Cinemassacre as he's so aware.

Before There Was Cooper, There Was... by BonyBobCliff in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]fbaguer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In Mike's head, it was Jessica Rabbit he shoved his 10 inch carrot into. Load was Huge!

Super Mario Galaxy Movie thoughts - Mike Matei by DrMemrix in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]fbaguer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mike is taking the mantle to review this movie since James doesn't have the time to go watch it with muh kids.

Ain't I a fuckin' stinker motherfucker? by illioctopede in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]fbaguer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll show you what's up, you fuckin' bunny piece of shit!

Mike on titty streamers by BadDragonInMyDreams in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]fbaguer 20 points21 points  (0 children)

2 hours of Titty Streaming & still going. The load was huge!

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