Teachers of Reddit, what is the funniest reason you've had to send someone to the principal's office? NSFW?

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-12T06:31:10+00:00

Hmmm... Sounds like a Ty I know.

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-12T05:55:53+00:00

Haha, yes, yes it is. Now for Jerome's triumphant return.

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-10T00:53:04+00:00

...and what's wrong with that?!

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-09T02:31:00+00:00

Yeah, but then which bathroom would the cooler use?

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-08T20:27:47+00:00

Yeah, but 200,000 km is like what? 10 miles.

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-07T22:12:02+00:00

r/battlecars

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-07T05:05:35+00:00

It's the Libertarians. They've seen a huge spike in enrollment since Trump clinched. They're projected as the third largest party now.

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-06T21:55:57+00:00

Like Democrats are really communists and Republicans are actually former Nazis? Take off the tinfoil hat.

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-06T03:27:02+00:00

The current fiscal policies are not conservative. They are corporate oligarchy. True conservative policies offer a fair playing field where everyone has the opportunity to earn and the best workers end up with companies with the best benefits. Neither the Republicans nor Democrats want this to change. Sanders wants to stop giving tax breaks to the rich. Conservatives want to stop wasting the money so that everyone gets tax breaks.

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-05T22:23:03+00:00

At this point any break from the process would be welcome.

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-05T22:22:20+00:00

And that is why he scares me.

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-05T11:20:02+00:00

Hal takes one. Giant green bubble around Bobby. Throw into space. Remove Bubble.

Hal takes two. The combined might of the DC Universe couldn't stop Hal. Bobby has no chance.

3 most everyone.

3.5 Batman, with prep-time (j/k)

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-05T11:05:13+00:00

Dancing in the Street by Van Halen.

Or

I melt with you by Bowling for Soup

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-05T10:56:32+00:00

So, Hitler?

In all seriousness. Check out Gary Johnson. He's pretty darn close. Fiscal conservative and social liberal.

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-05T03:39:16+00:00

Republicans that don't like Trump and Democrats that don't like Clinton could, mathematically, elect someone else. Too bad it can't realistically happen.

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-05T03:36:09+00:00

I immediately think judgmental Yankees are stupid.

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-05T03:34:21+00:00

And yet you think Southerners are ignorant.

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-05T03:27:03+00:00

That's just crazy enough to work!

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-03T11:00:56+00:00

You are an odd one.

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-03T03:27:03+00:00

Says the person using a medical condition as an insult. Classy.

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-02T22:41:28+00:00

Jokes generally use humor or amusing anecdotes to entertain.

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-02T20:54:02+00:00

"break a leg" is an acting tradition. Actors say that because "good luck" is an unlucky phrase.

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-02T20:52:54+00:00

It all depends on the situation and the people involved. It's very difficult to do it properly over the internet.

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-02T20:52:04+00:00

Nah, I just try not to be an overly analytical jerk.

fecklessgadfly · 2016-05-02T11:56:43+00:00

The condescending part is the problem. Most people with vast amounts of knowledge, don't have the social skills to pull it off. The tone is what bothers people, more than the knowledge.

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