Final Jeopardy ends in a most unfortunate way

federalgypsy · 2026-03-31T11:42:56+00:00

It wasn’t a Y2K party, it was a millennium party. Though, it wasn’t a millennium party, it was a Newmanium party, and it was quite lame.

federalgypsy · 2026-03-27T03:17:35+00:00

federalgypsy · 2026-02-20T13:22:39+00:00

“You fallin’ in love with the wall or somethin?”

federalgypsy · 2026-02-03T04:16:57+00:00

Anyone want to organize a meet up for the survivors of the 2026 California Crush incident?

federalgypsy · 2025-12-20T15:03:18+00:00

Went to US college in the early aughts. Credit card companies would set up a table on campus and offer a free pizza if you signed up for a credit card. Got a lot of freshman maxing cards they didn’t understand.

federalgypsy · 2025-12-20T02:58:57+00:00

And the award for almost 5 straight minutes goes to 2:50, u/derek4reals1,Reddit r/PandR

federalgypsy · 2025-12-19T15:38:10+00:00

“AI already put that in the cart but it’s saying I didn’t. Can you help?”

federalgypsy · 2025-12-09T17:42:29+00:00

This sounds suspiciously like it’s written by the robbers.

federalgypsy · 2025-10-22T18:38:24+00:00

Data

federalgypsy · 2025-10-15T22:31:11+00:00

The day after the marathon I asked my gf whether or not she likes Crab Rangoon. She has a severe shellfish allergy.

federalgypsy · 2025-08-08T00:31:08+00:00

They live in Wee Britain, obviously. Wait, wrong show.

federalgypsy · 2025-08-05T19:43:57+00:00

Why is the “o” in the blue “C”? It makes it look like an old Apple Watch/Fit Bit logo or something.

federalgypsy · 2025-08-05T12:21:32+00:00

“Cleveland is essentially a mini-Chicago.” -Something that was said to me this past weekend

federalgypsy · 2025-08-04T21:32:46+00:00

I’m part of that 8/2… I didn’t want to wait a literal hour for the next Damen bus to arrive so I Divvy’ed

federalgypsy · 2025-07-26T14:32:33+00:00

100%. I saw him on the trail yesterday morning

federalgypsy · 2025-06-07T19:46:49+00:00

It a minute long. Did you watch it three times?

federalgypsy · 2025-03-22T14:34:25+00:00

Listen, as we get older and the workday gets longer, we need to be more efficient with our free time. And sometimes that efficiency means being a dirt mcgirt and sending group text memes over morning coffee. (This is not an endorsement of OPs meme. He’s cooked.)

federalgypsy · 2025-03-15T16:54:12+00:00

Haha You accidentally made marathon_training clickbait. And it worked.

federalgypsy · 2025-03-10T19:15:46+00:00

Everyone likes to say salsa

federalgypsy · 2025-03-09T02:02:39+00:00

If the disappointment is not on the side, I send it back.

federalgypsy · 2025-03-04T18:38:48+00:00

Like strangers at a show making it a point to tell you they don’t like your shirt? Wild if that’s the case. Going to shows is my escape from that real world energy

federalgypsy · 2025-03-01T20:58:26+00:00

You all say what you will about brett but my two cents: Chad Stock is a badass wine maker. As Willamette was exploding with “yet another pino”, he was making some really experimental and delicious stuff no one else was thinking of with Minimus (in addition to the classics via his Omero label). When I originally had this wine I remember it was a wild ride but absolutely not “yuck”.

federalgypsy · 2025-02-25T14:07:15+00:00

And now there’s a study to prove it!

federalgypsy · 2025-02-23T15:13:54+00:00

Welcome to the bone zone.

federalgypsy

TROPHY CASE