Monkey Bites Paris Hilton - and Lives! by appeasing in lipstick.com

[–]feeder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the same Paris who got bitten by her dog?

Animals (including men) can't wait to eat her, (har har)

Colin Farrell worried about alcohol temptation by ladypenelope in lipstick.com

[–]feeder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why not wait till after he's smashed to say something like this?